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#11101
Oct 27 2015 11:20am
Quote (MrB4ngB4alMamaHard @ Oct 27 2015 10:12am)
Russia is done for commie, nice ava btw, fail union of socialized failure republics America 1-0 Cold War ez wazzup


Oh, I see now that google translate isn't to blame here. Your terrible command of the English language is the problem. That poor translator did the best it could, but garbage in, garbage out.
Don't worry though, as far as I know McDonald's applications don't ask for any essays. And hey, if you live in NY then you'll be making $15/hour now! As long as you stay in your parents' basement you'll be able to afford all the junk food you could ever eat.
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#11102
Oct 27 2015 11:22am
Quote (russian @ Oct 27 2015 12:20pm)
Oh, I see now that google translate isn't to blame here. Your terrible command of the English language is the problem. That poor translator did the best it could, but garbage in, garbage out.
Don't worry though, as far as I know McDonald's applications don't ask for any essays. And hey, if you live in NY then you'll be making $15/hour now! As long as you stay in your parents' basement you'll be able to afford all the junk food you could ever eat.


Comrade $15/hour is better than what 95% of Russkies earn in shithole called Russia. Way to humiliate your own motherland HAHA!
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#11103
Oct 27 2015 03:02pm
Quote (russian @ 27 Oct 2015 20:20)
Oh, I see now that google translate isn't to blame here. Your terrible command of the English language is the problem. That poor translator did the best it could, but garbage in, garbage out.
Don't worry though, as far as I know McDonald's applications don't ask for any essays. And hey, if you live in NY then you'll be making $15/hour now! As long as you stay in your parents' basement you'll be able to afford all the junk food you could ever eat.


Ха. =))))
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#11104
Oct 27 2015 03:16pm
Атомные подводные лодки приходят, толкая американскую ногу в анус!
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Oct 27 2015 05:30pm
Поэтично
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#11106
Oct 27 2015 09:30pm
Quote (RoOme @ 28 Oct 2015 03:30)
Поэтично


Это надо запечатлеть как-то
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Oct 30 2015 08:01am
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#11108
Nov 1 2015 02:56am
:(

:lol:

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#11109
Nov 1 2015 12:40pm
Quote (iJus @ Nov 1 2015 11:56am)
:(

:lol:

http://svalko.org/data/2015_10_30_22_48i_imgur_com_vfwt3Vl.gif


отлежала? ))
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#11110
Nov 1 2015 12:44pm
Quote (iJus @ Oct 27 2015 07:24pm)
Такого трэша вы еще не слышали.

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