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I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
I don't have a girlfriend my hand is my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
And Michael Keaton was my favourite batman
I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake
So I put my head down and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and a motherfuckin Ace of Base
Yo, What can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night
To be productive at work I gotta be well rested
Yeah mothafucka ya heard what I just said-
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucka
My favourite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan
I'm from a lower-middle class family
Me and my brothers and sisters played hide and seek
I have good memories from my childhood bitch
My favourite toy was my fuckin firetruck bitch
I used to play with that mothafucka all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalogue
And then I'd play with my motherfucka all day long
About 10 times a day, man, all year long
My favourite song motherfucka I don't like to admit it
Is the Celine Dion song from the movie Titanic
Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you
Every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye
Why the fuck did Leonardo Dicaprio have to die
No I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy
Sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry
Like that time in grade three when a girl called me stupid face
She really hurt me, why'd she call me stupid face?
Is my face stupid? How is that even possible?
A person can be stupid but a face that's impossible
Shit happens all the time and ya learn how to deal with it
Regular everyday normal fuckin bullshit
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
I liked the first Back to the Future but the second one was better
I'm just a regular everyday normal mothafucka
I like red peppers better than the green ones
Go shorty it's your birthday,
Go party like it's your birthday
I wasn't invited, but it's okay
I'll just stay at home and play some video gamesпоследнее уже просто неприкритый стеб на 50
