Hello fellow slashers, I’m giving away everything on hc. U can check the mules but more items are in the vault that are the goodies
How to obtain the items

Whoever gives me the best Xmas story poem made up by you, will win it all,
The poem needs to be long and funny and romantic for Xmas.

1x attempt only, so make sure your post is correct before you post it, if the post is edited then you are disqualified

This post was edited by WinSomeDoh on Dec 22 2019 12:26pm

really darrell

Please don’t spam my paid topic.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're quitting at Christmas,
We'll sorely miss you.

Sucks to see you go man. Hope everything is ok irl, haven't really spoke since you had your son. Merry Christmas, hope one day you return to us.

Just keep the gear for later down the road.

One cold and wonderous winter there a man, named WinSomeDoh. He was out and about shopping at the local market and aside from the smell of christmas decoration and aromas, something caught his attention. Across the opening he spotted the most beautiful girl. She had brown hair and big green eyes. She was so well put together. He wasnt one to believe in love at first sight, but immediately he knew she was something special, she was the one. As he headed in her direction, another man walked up to her and it was that moment he spotted the rings. She was married. Upset, he immediately left the market thinking to himself, what a fool he was. He sped home and locked the door. He went to lay in his bed under the warm covers. And for this reason remember why he hated christmas. He will be alone, probably forever. He HAS to make a change. He then hopped out of bed, went to his computer and made a post on d2jsp. He is quitting for the best.

Won’t let me edit OP-
All poems must be submitted by Jan 14th
And the winner will be announced Jan 28th.

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that’s the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too!

If I win you keep all your items for at least a year in the event of your return. After a year, I get to decide what happens with the items (assuming both of us are still on jsp).

If you are reading this, you better be singing it as well. Or bah humbug to you.

“On the first day of Christmas, Ladder Slasher gave to me,
A marketplace to sell my worthless shit.

On the second day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit.

On the third day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the fourth day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the fifth day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the 6th day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the seventh day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the eight day of Christmas, ladder slasher gave to me,
Eight types of charms
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the ninth day of Christmas, ladder slasher gave to me,
Nine different things to do in town
Eight types of charms
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the 10th day of Christmas, ladder slasher gave to me,
Ten unique weapons.............
Nine different things to do in town
Eight types of charms
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the eleventh day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me
Eleven hours to clear a 55 map by myself
Ten unique weapons.............
Nine different things to do in town
Eight types of charms
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit

On the twelfth day of Christmas ladder slasher gave to me,
Twelve different class types
Eleven hours to clear a 55 map by myself
Ten unique weapons.............
Nine different things to do in town
Eight types of charms
Seven active players on hardcore
Six times 6 weapon and cast abilities
Five character skills.........
Four hardcore ladder resetters
Three different wearable equipments
Two login passwords
And a marketplace to sell my worthless shit


So yeah if anyone wants to sing this and post it on here, that would be great =)

nice poems guys