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Jan 4 2010 03:13pm
Quote (MotherOfTwo @ Jan 4 2010 12:37pm)
Ok, since this is a subject of actuality, I thought I'd make a topic to help you do it legally.
Please do not close this thread before you read it all, as this is humoristic and totally real.

I have a bot.
Yes, I admit it, I have a bot.
Actually, I have 2, but can only make one work, the other just refuses to work with the new version.

But before you think about getting a bot, you have to know that botting involves proficiency, as well as glyphing, muting and everything else.
For those familiar with muting and glyphing, you all know that you have to stay with items your range.
If you go higher than your muting level, it won't work.
Well, it goes the same with botting.

My bot has a level 7 proficiency.
But he can't drive or heal.
My bot can only do arena in lower level and cata on a melee character.

I had a bad experience using my bot on a monk, in arena, at a level where healing or regening was required...
I had to go out to feed the horses, so I was afk for 15-20 minutes.
Why not use the bot!!!
When I came back, my character was the same level with even less experience than before I went out of the house....
W""" T""" F""""
My bot told me he had died 3 times.....

omg.....

Then I clicked to see the chat log, and MY BOT HAD DIED 9 TIMES!!!!!!!

Bot are very sensitive also.. :(
My bot almost cried when he saw that I was upset :cry:
So in order to reinstate the motivation on my bot, I had him level a character from 1 to 5.
Then the bot was happy again and willing to help more when needed...

When my bot is on in a cata game, he will not reply in chat.
In fact, I have the French version of it ;)

For those interested in getting a bot, you also need to know they are not free.
But you need to know what currency to use.
My bot's currency is ice cream.
He will click as long as I want, as long as he gets ice cream afterwards :lol:

If you have any questions about my bot, feel free to post here.
I will not discuss my bot in private.
And don't worry if you are still thinking 'wtf' after reading this...
Think about my jsp name......


Lol'd at your kid being a bot for you :P


CHild slavery ! Muhahahahha
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Jan 4 2010 03:19pm
Thats too funny Marie !

I didn't get it til the LAST sentence B)
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Jan 4 2010 03:26pm
I think we should all chip in and give Marie a new jsp nick:

TheMotherOfTwoBots

:EVILLOL:
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Jan 4 2010 03:46pm
LOL Marie, you are amazing!! :rofl:


Quote (Paparick @ 4 Jan 2010 16:26)
I think we should all chip in and give Marie a new jsp nick:

TheMotherOfTwoBots

:EVILLOL:


And Rick is at it again!!

This post was edited by Carpe_Diem on Jan 4 2010 03:46pm
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Jan 4 2010 03:51pm
i have 2 bots myself


my girlfriend bot
my roommate bot

^^ pretty good bots, but they dont have pickit id files so..no drops


had a little bro bot.. but he went to jail warden busted him

This post was edited by pun_godlike on Jan 4 2010 03:52pm
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Jan 4 2010 03:54pm
Oh I get it now, nice usage of puns
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Jan 4 2010 03:54pm
Did the season 1 resetter get locked because he shared his account, ie had more than one person slashing on it?


not entirely sure (if someone could tell me why he was locked it'd be appreciated)
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Jan 4 2010 03:57pm
I don't think my kids would give into Icecream... sure they would but there focus would not be on the game...

Sounds like a crummy bot to me.
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Jan 4 2010 03:57pm
i had this idea me and my bro have opposite schedules and he offered to slash for me during the day
but i didnt because it would look like i slashed mcclain hours
and we all know im not mcclain
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Jan 4 2010 03:59pm
Quote (Cloudfire @ Jan 4 2010 05:54pm)
Did the season 1 resetter get locked because he shared his account, ie had more than one person slashing on it?


not entirely sure (if someone could tell me why he was locked it'd be appreciated)


http://forums.d2jsp.org/user.php?i=20078

Read his profile. I am pretty sure he botted. And it was all text based back then. Someone with basic knowledge of VB could of botted it.
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