We are laughing on vent here right now Lance. You should jump on

As I told you before, I think your true calling in life is to be a counselor/psychologist/social worker. I'm glad to see you're assuming this role online! Bravo Mr. Patient-People-Person

BTW: I'll give you a nickel
http://img.youtube.com/vi/h38srxvt6qE/0.jpg
A part of me would kind of counter act a profession like that.