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Sep 29 2010 05:16pm
Quote (Braxton11 @ Sep 29 2010 03:14pm)
How come Gods' schools are private? Shouldn't they be for everyone?


How come people get kicked out of churches for associating with other people who have done wrong?

Aren't christians supposed to be forgiving and understanding?
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Sep 29 2010 05:21pm
I just thought of something. Lets say there was a god, and he did send this message to you through copy/pasting or whatever. Would he still speak in the backwards ass language that we no longer use? or would he send the message the way we normally speak today. And I'm not talking about slang, but its obvious that times change and so does the way we speak

But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

If my friend ever said anything to me like this, I might punch him in the face
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Quote (dapittsta @ Sep 30 2010 11:16am)
How come people get kicked out of churches for associating with other people who have done wrong?

Aren't christians supposed to be forgiving and understanding?


woah woah WOAAAAH calm down, you're heading down the 'three-day-suspension-and-10%-warn-that-wont-get-removed-for-three-months' path.
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Sep 29 2010 05:31pm
Quote (KakeWalk @ Sep 29 2010 03:21pm)
I just thought of something. Lets say there was a god, and he did send this message to you through copy/pasting or whatever. Would he still speak in the backwards ass language that we no longer use? or would he send the message the way we normally speak today. And I'm not talking about slang, but its obvious that times change and so does the way we speak

But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.

If my friend ever said anything to me like this, I might punch him in the face


:rofl: I almost fell off my chair. hahah omfg.

Quote (Cloudfire @ Sep 29 2010 03:24pm)
woah woah WOAAAAH calm down, you're heading down the 'three-day-suspension-and-10%-warn-that-wont-get-removed-for-three-months' path.


For asking a question? That's the second time this week you've threatened me with a warn. :lol:

Quote (shortytheman @ Sep 29 2010 11:03am)
Mby u missclicked every time, and clicked ctrl + x?


And to this... There'd be no way that was possible as he said he had been copy and pasting all day. It wouldn't've let him paste if it didn't copy. :P
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Quote (dapittsta @ Sep 30 2010 11:31am)
For asking a question? That's the second time this week you've threatened me with a warn. :lol:


no, honestly, i'm serious about this. questioning god/christianity on this site is a baaaaaaad idea.

This post was edited by Cloudfire on Sep 29 2010 05:33pm
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I don't think i've laughed so hard at a thread before.

:cheers: James! :hug:
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I think god is trying to tell you to stop doing drugs
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I think god is trying to tell you to stop doing drugs


You got it all wrong, if he stopped, god would stop talking to him too. Drugs are like phone calls to the higher power

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Quote (KakeWalk @ Sep 29 2010 05:27pm)
You got it all wrong, if he stopped, god would stop talking to him too. Drugs are like phone calls to the higher power


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Sep 29 2010 07:52pm
it happened to me once, but it was porn related.

it was a calling none the less
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