This is so hilarious and well written, still smiling about it!
Fortunately, I already had the pleasure to experience this bot in action while playing catacombs and i can vouch for his quality:
High actions and reliability, no foul language or rude behaviour towards the party and no camping on EPs!
If only all players were like that, catas werent that empty these days and much more fun for everyone...
The wall of text itself reminds me of
someone though...not stating any names here or looking at someone
But Marie what did you do???
Now the secret how i got that
Ninja and ended up at
69 GPs with the pass is disclosed...
Not a coincidence of course, but well planned from the beginning.
The perfect position to ensure there will be sufficient bots to get a Ninja for you, too.
Be prepared to see another player in The Fellowship as twin to the achievement above in the near future!!!