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#11
Jun 12 2020 11:14am
Quote (shadowman1 @ Jun 12 2020 12:24pm)
A Day In The Life Of An LS Monster

Good to see you still slashing as well Paparick :)


Great to see you as well :) Under what rock have you been hiding??
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#12
Jun 12 2020 11:33am
Quote (shadowman1 @ Jun 12 2020 07:17am)
Just going about your day and you see some dude fishing in your buddy Steves place

Jim walks by, but not before throwing you a "Stay away from that guy, he murdered Steve. Phils dead too"

"Holy shit"

"If he whistles, stay the FUCK away from him. He does not give you treats. Jus- OH SHIT BOB NO"

You then watch curious Bob approach the dude at the well

"Um EXCUSEEEE me this is Steves pla-"

Dude pulls out a club and crushes Bobs skull before dipping his rod back into the well of corpses


Ah yes, this reminds me of when monsters used to spawn randomly while fishing. That was a long time ago!
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#13
Jun 12 2020 12:20pm
Quote (Paparick @ Jun 12 2020 01:14pm)
Great to see you as well :) Under what rock have you been hiding??


Got into music producing, actually connected with some well known artists and started producing for them. Still producing, just the whole COVID 19 situation has afforded me extra time I normally didn't have and I wanted to see how LS had evolved since we all got Paul to add HC LS back in the day.

Now I'm level 61 on a SC climb and about to pump in my first MQ in 10 years. :lol:
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#14
Jun 12 2020 12:32pm
Also the casinos are all closed so I can't hustle anymore no limit texas holdem until they reopen :rofl:
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#15
Jun 12 2020 07:12pm
Quote (shadowman1 @ 11 Jun 2020 15:02)
So like, imagine you're just having a nap in a crevice in your lil well home and some jacked dude just beans you upside the dome with some plate mail

You pop out and dude just starts kicking your ass

You bust out your best moves and it looks like he's toast when suddenly he just whiffs out of existence

You're pretty banged up so you start trying to fix your wounds when all of a sudden the same dude just appears out of nowhere and he's looking flawless

Your beaten ass tries to throw something together but he just mercilessly pummels you with his club before crushing your skull

You never even had the chance to warn your friend at the well down the street


In reality:

You are a brand new monster trying out this "Cata" thing. You see a weird store outside that has all sorts of chunks of metal, mystical looking orbs and weird stick-like things. Store wants some gold looking rocks that you simply don't have. You think "Fuck, Im so poor, hungry and these hooman bastards don't drop SHIT when I kill them. This cata is SO UNREWARDING. I hate being a new monster trying to work my way to the top of the food chain." Then you go back inside, level after killing all sorts of poor ass hooman kids and when you get to a high level, you see this weird tower thing. When you pick a metal oject at a door, it explodes killing you. "What a shitty life that was" is your last thoughts.
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#16
Jun 12 2020 07:13pm
Quote (pwb3 @ Jun 12 2020 01:33pm)
Ah yes, this reminds me of when monsters used to spawn randomly while fishing. That was a long time ago!


I miss that too, or finding random items fishing. Paul should bring that back. Spice things up a bit.
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#17
Jun 12 2020 08:57pm
Quote (HylianHero @ Jun 12 2020 09:12pm)
In reality:

You are a brand new monster trying out this "Cata" thing. You see a weird store outside that has all sorts of chunks of metal, mystical looking orbs and weird stick-like things. Store wants some gold looking rocks that you simply don't have. You think "Fuck, Im so poor, hungry and these hooman bastards don't drop SHIT when I kill them. This cata is SO UNREWARDING. I hate being a new monster trying to work my way to the top of the food chain." Then you go back inside, level after killing all sorts of poor ass hooman kids and when you get to a high level, you see this weird tower thing. When you pick a metal oject at a door, it explodes killing you. "What a shitty life that was" is your last thoughts.


Whenever you kill a hooman, he disappears

You look around, confused

He reappears in pristine condition

"BUT HOW" you stutter

"I threw a robe at a statue!" he screams manically

This post was edited by shadowman1 on Jun 12 2020 08:57pm
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#18
Jun 12 2020 10:39pm
Quote (iToons @ Jun 12 2020 09:13pm)
I miss that too, or finding random items fishing. Paul should bring that back. Spice things up a bit.


That was a fun feature. Have'nt fished in many years
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#19
Jun 13 2020 01:18am
Quote (shadowman1 @ 12 Jun 2020 22:57)
Whenever you kill a hooman, he disappears

You look around, confused

He reappears in pristine condition

"BUT HOW" you stutter

"I threw a robe at a statue!" he screams manically



:rofl: this one got me good lol
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Jun 13 2020 08:35am
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