Quote (thebreathe @ Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 11:57)

Lol that was a sad story :<

Quote (Paparick @ Wed, Jun 17 2009, 10:15am)

I suggest you start again -- your obituary creativeness needs an outlet

Quote (rjg @ Wed, Jun 17 2009, 02:48am)

Okay so I made a new Rogue to slash the ladder and I named it scamball.  I made it hardcore because in life there are no second chances.  Once I was ready to slash, I grabbed a lemonade and scamball sauntered into the Catacombs, ready to wreak havoc on the baddies.

Instead, poor scamball got ambushed by a group of monsters.  Little red numbers were flying left and right, and scamball crumpled into a heap on the Catacombs floor.  He reached for his knife, but it was too late... a fiendish monster bit his head off!

R.I.P. scamball
5/26/09 - 5/26/09

scamball (Lvl: 1) Rogue
Hardcore
Exp: 0
30 Str, 60 Dex, 25 Int, 35 Vit
0 Kills, 1 Deaths
Last Played: 22 days, 5 hours ago


I am debating whether to slash again, but after my tragic experiences with scamball, I think I need some time to collect myself.  I've given it three weeks so far, and now I think it may be time for scamball_II.

Quote (rjg @ Wed, 17 Jun 2009, 09:01)

scamball liked his rusted knife because he thought it would give the monsters tetanus

Instead he never got a chance...