So like, imagine you're just having a nap in a crevice in your lil well home and some jacked dude just beans you upside the dome with some plate mail

You pop out and dude just starts kicking your ass

You bust out your best moves and it looks like he's toast when suddenly he just whiffs out of existence

You're pretty banged up so you start trying to fix your wounds when all of a sudden the same dude just appears out of nowhere and he's looking flawless

Your beaten ass tries to throw something together but he just mercilessly pummels you with his club before crushing your skull

You never even had the chance to warn your friend at the well down the street

First

This is pretty accurate, but you forgot to account for one thing. During those last few seconds before he finishes killing you, it is imperative that you remember to take off all your 200 ee gear and throw it back down the well, replacing it with whatever random scraps you can find lying around. Sure, you’ll eventually be killed by anyone with unlimited stamina, no matter how weak they are... but imagine how confused he’s gonna be when he realizes you almost killed him with a rusted dagger of jubilance. Oh and don’t forget to enchant his plate mail before you die... hmmm... you should add +1 parry. He’ll love that.

Curse that sly and cunning monster!

Honestly have you seen the monstrosities we are killing? I’m convinced they aren’t even really equipped so much as stuck into them from a fallen warrior of old lol... shit some don’t even have arms.

Just going about your day and you see some dude fishing in your buddy Steves place

Jim walks by, but not before throwing you a "Stay away from that guy, he murdered Steve. Phils dead too"

"Holy shit"

"If he whistles, stay the FUCK away from him. He does not give you treats. Jus- OH SHIT BOB NO"

You then watch curious Bob approach the dude at the well

"Um EXCUSEEEE me this is Steves pla-"

Dude pulls out a club and crushes Bobs skull before dipping his rod back into the well of corpses

This post was edited by shadowman1 on Jun 12 2020 08:18am

Do you really have any idea what you are typing??

A Day In The Life Of An LS Monster

Good to see you still slashing as well Paparick