If you've ever seen a hot chick and wondered just how much EE that bra has...
If you are afraid to open doors for fear of large explosions.
If you carry around bronze, silver, and gold keys "just in case"
If you are afraid to throw change in fountains because "Zomg a boss will spawn"
If on your death bed you instruct your family to "take this book, find a Shrine, and throw it in for me!"
If you refer to premature ejaculation as "an accidental reroll"
If you've ever referred to shopping carts or backpacks as "Eis gear".
If you've ever got pissed at someone and said "Dude, I'm gonna click the shit outta you."
If you've ever watched a football game, seen an interception and said "Lol, That fucker got sniped."
If you've ever been sick and asked your girlfriend to go get you some "Regen gear" from the pharmacy."
If you've ever referred to a BB gun as a "tier 1 wep".
If you've ever referred to sex as "the MQ", and afterwards lay there thinking "I wonder if I passed".
If you've ever gotten a promotion at work and thought "Sweet, I'm a Sammy now!"
If you've ever read a story about a death and thought "Well there goes 50,000 experience"
If you've ever hit a deer and got out of the car to see if it dropped anything godly.

I remember seeing something like this for d2 a long time ago.

This post was edited by Bob888 on Dec 19 2018 10:04pm

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It’s 10 minutes till bed time... “yeah I got time for 1 more climb”

Traffic is down to 20 miles per hour or less...maybe I can find some white stuff to sell =)

lol wut?

Can confirm having slashed in traffic before. I did not find white stuff to sell... in fact I didnt find much of anything because it was before the rewrite.