And some girl calls me over and asked if I walked by anyone walking down the road. I told her No I didn't. I had sunflower seeds in my mouth so I couldn't yell across properly so I walked over and told her No again.

I noticed she was all most in tears. Full of facial piercings Just normal evergreen state college student. She starts asking me if we could talk. I'm thinking fuck I dont want to deal with this fucking shit but I still listen.

She then goes on to ask if she could search my bag. I look at her like a fucking retard. She goes on to say she thinks I stole her fucking water bottle. I told her to call the cops and that she can fuck off. As I walk away she tells me shes having a bad day and she doesn't believe me.

I yell at her I dont give a fuck if she believes me.

end of story. Was quite funny.

I'm proud of myself for not calling her a bitch. Sad I didn't mock her for acting like a cop and wanting to illegally search me. She is definitely the ACAB screaming type. Shes crying over a fucking water bottle. Who the fuck steals a water bottle? She likely lost it. Dumb bitch

Hey i think this guy stole a water bottle

I feel sad for you incels
Musnt be easy

little beta boy like you would have opened your bag and let her take anything she wants. bet youd give her a 20 as well

I didnt read your story
Just saw girl and then i knew ot was bs

Shit a girl like that might put out for a scammer like him
Catch yourself simple minded

yeah I understand an ugly beta like yourself has never interacted with females before so the story is hard to believe

Gimme your adress & bed size, ill make u feel how much of a man i can be, botboi.

It's because she was a big tiddy goth huh
Racist

yeah, only way I could think any reasonable person would be upset it was full of hard alcohol or tea made from shrooms. Or it was covered in diamonds.



ngl I'm pretty leftist but strongly dislike evergreen state college kids in my city. But she was ugly..... that's saying alot because crying girls turn me on a bit ☺️