I was on a holiday a while ago, on a cruise. So i was in Cannes. Damn charming place, i'd like to take the trip again.
Something happened there that .. baffled me a little ^^ Brace yourselves for a strange story.
I was walking through the streets just looking at stores and stuff. At one point, I had my head turned to the right as i walked. I had checked that nobody was in front of me first of course. But, i don't know, i must have been disoriented. Suddenly i walked right into a hot young girl, heh.
The weird thing is, she stood absolutely firmly still, as if she -expected- me to ram into her. I didn't even see where she came from. She had a female friend too. She had an ultra hard butt, i could feel my c*ck slamming into it ^^ As weird as it sounds. And my chest into her back too.
But! The very weirdest part is, as i walked past her and apologizing, she was just smiling to me! It didn't seem like a sarcastic smile of any sort, i am usually good at noticing that. Almost kind of inviting, and didn't say a word or gesticulated that "no harm done". Of course i don't speak French at all, so i just apologized thoroughly in English while smiling and chuckling and went on my way.
So, is this standard French young female behaviour? Or was i 1 second away from getting bitchslapped thoroughly?
The thought has also crossed me that she might have been a pickpocket. But at least i wasn't "pickpocketed" at any rate. I hide my goods well ^^
This post was edited by Taurean on Jul 27 2019 08:22pm