get away with putting 6'0 on his tinder but the girl he met up with for sushi turned out to be 5'10 too and just sorta laughed and said sorry I can't do this and then caught an uber home

he's real pissed off atm, called me sounding all pouty going on about how tall girls fucking suck (personally I think 5'10 is ideal female height)

I told him frauding his height would be a bad idea, that small difference in height matters so much in the eyes of women, and since his manletism is only crippling and not fatal I advised him that he should be honest about his height and find a girl who loves him despite his disabillity

The frustration of a cucked manlet is truely comical

yes it is funny that he thought he coul catfish women like this and succeed

on that note anyone else here have any funny catfish stories?

I could think of one

Women are incapable of understanding any units of measurement.

They know 'is it in yet' and 'ouch, it's too big'

what they do understand is size

and when a male is not noticably larger than them they are repulsed

You tell them you're 6' and they are 5 11. These are women we are talking about.

You cat fish them with a great personality.