Well hey folks if you noticed I wasn't here yesterday.
Wait where are my manners. Johnathan Overmyer here!
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Well I was so embarrassed yesterday, you see I fell down and I couldn't get up. I tripped on my slipper and fell face first on my belly. I was on top of my knee and stuck on the floor and my legs lost feeling so I needed assistance.
Gertrude and Carol both tried to get me up but to no avail did it work. Paulie wasn't even around he was out working or else he probably could have gotten me up by himself.
So here I am laying on the floor and these poor women who I truly feel bad having put them in situation trying to lift me off the floor.. If anyone is wondering where my nephew was during this whole or deal... Well.... Ernie wasn't home either the boy was at his piano lessons so even if he was not much he could have done anyhow.
I just couldn't move I was stuck on the ground and my leg lost all it's feeling which is why I couldn't get up from laying on it.
None of our neighbors were home who I am friends with that could help other then a few elderly folks and Gertrude didn't want to bother them. Because they would just get hurt trying to pick me up all of my dead weight and what not spread out etc...
Well we had no choice but to call 911. 4 police cars came to assist. I was like why 4 cop cars? I was just so embarrassed...
Well the fine officers of the law came and got me up off the ground like nothing. I nearly fell again but they caught me and I slammed lightly up against the wall and they helped my into my chair.
Well that was my adventure yesterday.
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I just had to vent and share my experience get it off my chest. Oh how could I forget... The embarrassing gas smells I passed during this whole ordeal. I am so ashamed. Poor Gertrude hurt her wrist and Carol hurt her back.
I wish Paulie was there he could of gotten me up like nothing.
Oh well I guess!
Well I must go my friends. I will check back when I can, I hope everyone is doing well!
Until next time folks!
Later #OvermyerEmpire!
Bye friends!
Sincerely, Johnathan Overmyer