Basically, my school has a contest around powderpuff where they take 8 seniors and basically do a beauty pageant.

One aspect of it is the talent show, and I cant think of anything to do.

If stature takes effect, im 6'6 and 200

hula hoops while wearing a bikini and grass skirt if you are man enough.

We did a "men in tights" skit with a bunch of us dudes in skirts and tights. It was pretty hilarious.

Eat 2 powdered donuts and a banana.

Haha I actually like that! Thanks for the idea
Any more ideas?