You are never alone!
Due to elderly people exploring the aisles while getting in their walks, you are never alone in a hardware store.

I swear that our nearby hardware store was fairly empty at the hour that I was there to buy some cupboard hinges. So, I crouched down to pick up the ones that we needed. At that exact moment, my body decided to let out a smelly quiet poot. Who should appear out of thin air, elderly aisle walkers came walking past me after they had entered from opposite entry points of the aisle.

Forget high tech intrusive security software. It is our elderly that know when we poot in a quiet aisle.

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UAPtictac identified as a crop duster

Hahahaha! Yes! In one of those duct taped together old Cessnas. Green plumes of gas pouring out and onto the crops. We cannot call the produce organic. Nope. Nope.