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#1
May 14 2026 06:07pm
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"Aphids: These insects reproduce through a process called parthenogenesis (cloning) and can produce multiple generations in a single season. Under optimal conditions, a single aphid can theoretically produce up to 600 billion descendants in one year."


Now, imagine if you were planning a family reunion for every Christmas and/or Thanksgiving.

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May 14 2026 07:31pm
And this...
Oh this simple one thing.
Crisprize one of them aphids to have a deadly to humanity something...? & It's over. There is no coming back. Once pandora is out, that box is useless.
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May 14 2026 07:45pm
PRAY TO JESUS! :angry:
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May 14 2026 08:03pm
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And this...
Oh this simple one thing.
Crisprize one of them aphids to have a deadly to humanity something...? & It's over. There is no coming back. Once pandora is out, that box is useless.


Oh? That would be the deadliest as they are on almost every fruit and vegetable plant. The perfect carriers. Please, do not tell others of your idea. Shhh... :ph34r:

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PRAY TO JESUS! :angry:


Heehee I will pray for the children of the aphids to be healthy and to be ready to be milked by ants and to the be the meals of ladybugs. :hug:
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May 15 2026 12:45am
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Oh? That would be the deadliest as they are on almost every fruit and vegetable plant. The perfect carriers. Please, do not tell others of your idea. Shhh... :ph34r:



Heehee I will pray for the children of the aphids to be healthy and to be ready to be milked by ants and to the be the meals of ladybugs. :hug:


Too late, ai has already scrubbed every keystroke input. :bouncy:
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May 15 2026 01:23am
Quote (UAPtictac @ May 14 2026 09:03pm)
Oh? That would be the deadliest as they are on almost every fruit and vegetable plant. The perfect carriers. Please, do not tell others of your idea. Shhh... :ph34r:



Heehee I will pray for the children of the aphids to be healthy and to be ready to be milked by ants and to the be the meals of ladybugs. :hug:


Tardigrades. Those might be a better option. *Thinker
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#7
May 15 2026 02:22am
Needs video of this breeding process
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