If that's too restrictive you can always put your yarmulke on. But you'll have to sniff kids and eat foreskins.
isn't that a jew cap? Im Asian so that would be weird. I've heard of Jewish kids having syphilis because the priest kissed their shlongs during circumcision. Not my type of gig.
My highest shaloms and my sincerest oy veys.
as much as I love Jews, I know what shalom is but not oy veyS.