You are physically a hippopotamus but with the brain of Stephen Hawking and you woke up in a spaceship that you are unfamiliar with and it is sailing across the cosmos. Along with your very smart brain, your hippo body works the same as a hippo's. What are some of the first things that you will do to be able to survive in a spaceship with the physical limitations you have?




This post was edited by UAPtictac on May 10 2026 12:06am

first.

Gravity in this crazy spaceship?

A hippo floating in midair. This question needs work

What the fuck

I may not have put enough research into this thread.



If hippos could drive prick-up trucks and can fly in couch class to anywhere they desire, they would be unmatchable top tier predatory beings.

This post was edited by UAPtictac on May 10 2026 02:23pm

the dark matter is the answer

Voted in poll ty

I miss you

I think I would have to make a snack first.

Build myself an exoskeleton like pickle rick
Become extremely agile and strong.
Eventually make myself an indestructible suit that has the best weapon system unknown to man if lld invent new weapons

Basically become Stony stark but a hippo

This post was edited by Loipisdead on May 10 2026 05:26pm