“I Took a Pill in Rural Pennsylvania”
I took a pill in rural Pennsylvania
To show
I was cool
It was a pill from the floor he found next to a door
One you swallow and better not chew
He’s giving pills to the elderly
Yeah, he’s working every night shift scene
With the meds and the late-night calls
And the things that go unseen
But you don’t wanna be like Park18
Obsessed with things that no one’s seen
Once lit a banana up on fire
Stabbed it slow with a fork so clean
You don’t ever wanna step off track
Yeah, he says he’s almost breaking through
Got a folder full of random toes
Says it’s nothing new
And you don’t wanna be like Park18
Got a family he barely sees
Saying “one more game” every single night
While he’s down on his knees (in-game, grinding please)
He used to run Off-Topic guild
Yeah, he swears those were better days
Posted clips blowing mascots up
With firecrackers in wild displays
And every night he goes back again
To the tunnels where he feels at home
Different voice every other hour
Like he’s never alone
But you don’t wanna be like Park18
Living life like a mystery
From a farm town in PA
To a split personality
This post was edited by penguinhero on Apr 19 2026 08:36pm