I am certain that you, too, have a seagull story. Mine is that it got half my six inch sub sandwich while I was holding it and reading the paper.

wtf is she eating

Salted fish. It's kind of a raw fish delicacy as like Sushi. Except, this is more like a small herring or sardine which has chunks of sea salt on it and a bit of olive oil. Super yummy.

W for the seagull.