Please, ask a question and someone will answer it.

Me first: Why do some pick-up trucks have a pair of metal (insert male human anatomy name here) on their tow hitches while no SUVs have them on their tow hitches?

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Oh?! Your gif is the best!

Why do ummm people back up into parking spaces
IT TAKE THE EXACT SAME AMOINT IF TIME
and if I had I have to leave in a hurry I'm up to no good
Stay away from people who back up into parking space

So we dont have 180 our heads to look for obstacles when we back out. Also its a flex to show the pull-inners how to drive well.

Could you squeeze a sponge dry with a hydaulic press?

Trying to back out of spots in a truck is shitty, especially when its tight parking and its busy
Backing in not nearly as bad

Ooo... Good question. I think so. Though, the peep operating the press needs to be careful not to pulverize the sponge.

Oh they're really serious about letting people know they have em

Meanwhile the pull-inners flex on you by showing they are physically fit enough to turn their heads.