Why do cookies break off and, sometimes, splash in our milk or coffee and make a mess?
Why do the blue berries of yummy Costco blueberry muffins sometimes, not often, but sometimes fall to the floor where we accidently step on them mushing them?

These are the hard hitting questions that we deserve answers for.

Blueberry muffin is peasant food. Try double chocolate chip.

I must confess, I am a peasant. If they had blackberry, it would be a slice of heaven.

Are you ever going to stop with these types of threads? I liked it when you quit your jalapenos account. go back to that.

Now dont be mean to penos, she just has a bubbly personality

He, and it's gross.