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Dec 26 2025 12:02am
I am by world population standard the top 1% of human performance.


I can do 90 good us army push-ups, multiple one hand push-ups and in good form. Muscle ups, pull-ups, long fast runs. Bench 315, do absurd amount of sit-ups (I have extremely strong core).


It's reportedly doing 50 goodpushups already puts me at 1% but I'm doing 90 push-ups. I'm a living God I go through this life as a weapon of war.

This post was edited by Realmrrolex on Dec 26 2025 12:02am
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Dec 26 2025 12:05am
You'd still lose to me in a street fight
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Dec 26 2025 12:10am
But are you sleeping just outside the public library?
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Yet your threads all get closed and you need to edit the most simple posts.
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Aight cool
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Dec 26 2025 12:23am
Is this xistz?
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Yet your threads all get closed and you need to edit the most simple posts.


Like trump a top tier alpha male winner brilliant billionaire. Losers will hate. That's one thing you must understand when you are winning you will have haters. The more you win the more haters you will have
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Dec 26 2025 12:27am
You'd still lose to me in a street fight


No you won't little bro did you miss the part I go through this life as a weapon of war?

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No you won't little bro did you miss the part I go through this life as a weapon of war?

Sorry bub, I was too busy being celebrated as a king during the holidays.

Did you know that even a piece of shit can be considered a weapon of war if it has the appropriate bacteria levels?

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Sorry bub, I was too busy being celebrated as a king during the holidays.

Did you know that even a piece of shit can be considered a weapon of war if it has the appropriate bacteria levels?

-kingpoww


I don't understand your gibberish

You sound drugged out
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