So my wife was scrolling through Facebook looking at my pics and found a picture of me and my buddies fishing.


She said: All your friends have beards.

Me: Yeah I guess so.

Her: You have a beard too.

Me: Good job Einstein.

Her: Why do you all have your shirts off to fish?

Me: It’s hot

Her: y’all look like the cast of some weird redneck magic Mike spin-off.

Me: shut up

Her: Ok, Lumberjack Larry

Like some brokeback mountain sequel

Looks like you were rude to her first by this exchange sir

Depends on the number of beers.



This is true.

Can't get a farmers tan with a shirt on.

Ask her if she would like to fish with you sometime

Texas is just so dang hot man.

Scrolling through old photos looking at what once was, reminiscing over the better times.

Magic Mike?
She basically just said she wants to watch your friends strip for her.

She does sometimes.



This year has been the best year of my life honestly. Last year was rough though losing my youngest then my mom.

I don’t blame her. Some good looking dudes I hang out with. We are all old married fat boys though.

Lol