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Aug 11 2025 05:21am
Wife was sent home from work for testing positive for covid. I don't work until Wednesday. Take your bets whether I test positive. Maybe 3rd option they don't test me if I'm not feeling sick since they are despatate to fill the schedule?

We work at the same place so it's not like I can hide the fact.
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Aug 11 2025 05:22am
Yeah you're screwed.
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Aug 11 2025 06:06am
I will let you in on a little secret...
you don't "catch" covid
you get "exposed" to a toxin or other form of poison from various types of weapons/devices including through means of tainted water/food supply, invisible methods like radiation/5g/DEW etc.
Once exposed, your human body by design (from our creator/God) goes into repair/heal mode and starts to attack and try and remove said toxin/poison by expelling it out of the human body, by means of coughing up phlegm, or a runny nose full of mucus,
sweating out toxins by inducing a fever, removing toxins by urination/bowel movements/vomiting.
This process can take days or weeks to complete until all toxins are removed and heal mode stops.
The fact that a family member or co-habitant gets sick at the same time or just after you, just means they were exposed to the same toxin in the same vicinity around the same time and their repair mode may kick in slightly quicker or longer than yours does.

So if your wife was "attacked" at work, then multiple employees including yourself may also go into repair mode if exposed to said weapon at the same time it happened to your wife.
Remember, you're not getting sick, your body is in heal mode. Let your body heal naturally, don't consume more chemicals (prescription drugs or fake vitamins) as this just hinders and prolongs the heal mode.

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Aug 11 2025 06:20am
Nah, you good.

Even if you do turn out positive, you got the perfect ladder to slash.

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Aug 11 2025 06:50am
Just tell them you locked her in the basement, and unless she's been purposefully coughing into the furnace/ac vents from down there you're fine.
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Aug 11 2025 07:16am
Don't ask don't tell
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Aug 11 2025 07:35am
triple masks for all family members

and pets

This post was edited by penguinhero on Aug 11 2025 08:03am
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Aug 11 2025 08:02am
Low potassium levels detected.
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Aug 11 2025 10:50am
I voted no in hopes you don't catch it too! I hope your wife starts feeling better soon! Be a good hubby and take care of her! :)
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Aug 11 2025 09:48pm
Wife was sent home from work for testing positive for covid. I don't work until Wednesday. Take your bets whether I test positive. Maybe 3rd option they don't test me if I'm not feeling sick since they are despatate to fill the schedule?

We work at the same place so it's not like I can hide the fact.


government job still playing covid games? you get off with pay?


This post was edited by TiStuff on Aug 11 2025 09:54pm
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