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I was trying to reply to the thread but the thread is locked which is crazy because it feels like how my parents locked me out the house at 18 but w.e

I used to work at a K-Mart (do you losers even know what that is?)

My manager was such a bitch. Put this here, put that there, don't tell me how to do my job Karen

Anyways, this one customer came in and she was wanting me to check the back to see if we had an item in stock. Like obviously we don't but w.e I'll check

I go in the back supply room and Karen is elbow deep in herself behind a vending machine

gotchabitch.wav

She's pleading for her life but I've been waiting for this moment bcz she thinks she's the boss but really I am

Anyways she pulls her arm out and omg it's literally a tentacle and she starts demanding that I pay her

Like.. I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!

What kind of Karens have you guys dealt with?
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i used to work at sears
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K-Mart! Yes! We used to go to the one in Malone, NY. Oh, that was so many lifetimes ago.

i used to work at sears

Sears had the hugest catalogues. Those catalogues and telephone books were great for propping up a couch when it had a broken or missing leg.

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I used to work at Arby's! :)
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I was trying to reply to the thread but the thread is locked which is crazy because it feels like how my parents locked me out the house at 18 but w.e

I used to work at a K-Mart (do you losers even know what that is?)

My manager was such a bitch. Put this here, put that there, don't tell me how to do my job Karen

Anyways, this one customer came in and she was wanting me to check the back to see if we had an item in stock. Like obviously we don't but w.e I'll check

I go in the back supply room and Karen is elbow deep in herself behind a vending machine

gotchabitch.wav

She's pleading for her life but I've been waiting for this moment bcz she thinks she's the boss but really I am

Anyways she pulls her arm out and omg it's literally a tentacle and she starts demanding that I pay her

Like.. I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!

What kind of Karens have you guys dealt with?


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Aug 6 2025 11:21am
I don’t deal with Karen, Karen bows to my aura, Karen deals with me
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I don’t deal with Karen, Karen bows to my aura, Karen deals with me


2023s dont have any aura
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2023s dont have any aura


Because a join date on a forum board has anything to do with life
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Aug 6 2025 12:09pm
I was trying to reply to the thread but the thread is locked which is crazy because it feels like how my parents locked me out the house at 18 but w.e

I used to work at a K-Mart (do you losers even know what that is?)

My manager was such a bitch. Put this here, put that there, don't tell me how to do my job Karen

Anyways, this one customer came in and she was wanting me to check the back to see if we had an item in stock. Like obviously we don't but w.e I'll check

I go in the back supply room and Karen is elbow deep in herself behind a vending machine

gotchabitch.wav

She's pleading for her life but I've been waiting for this moment bcz she thinks she's the boss but really I am

Anyways she pulls her arm out and omg it's literally a tentacle and she starts demanding that I pay her

Like.. I ain't giving you no treefiddy you goddam Loch Ness monster!

What kind of Karens have you guys dealt with?


its crazy how you can never instantly tell they are 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era but when they demand three fiddy it all makes sense.
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Aug 6 2025 12:59pm
Kohls

Barely above me but just couldnt stand her.
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