Greeting fellow Jspers, I'm writing to you this day at the request of the Lion of General Chat (you know who he is),
He cannot address you himself right now as he's currently undertaking a covert mission abroad to subvert the karens, bananas, the jobless, and other such forces of evil that threaten our great general chat, however he has instructed me to assure you that you must not let fear take hold in his absence, as he will soon return to complete his mission of making general chat great again (again)! In the meantime, please enjoy this new product of his design that will hit the markets soon across the globe - the kevlar krybaby. With 500 pre-recorded voice lines accessible at the press of a button, your children can begin learning the valuable life skill of handling Karens before they're even old enough to walk!
