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Jul 16 2025 03:55pm
There I was comfortably asleep. Dreaming of dancing bananas and Salma Hayek in From Dusk till Dawn. Longing to drink tequila off those legs when all of a sudden something is stirring on my pillow! I try hard to keep my eyes closed but whatever it was stopped all of a sudden so I decide to open my eyes….

Then, staring back at me Winking and pulsating is the dirtiest cat butthole in the world repeatedly letting out silent but deadly gas puffs projected straight at my face.

This… this is why cats suck and why cat people suck. YOU are the problem with society and the reason I’m ok with Abortions and the Death Penalty.
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Jul 16 2025 04:05pm
Cats kill birds too, people that keep cats should 1) Not let them outside to roam free, or 2) Keep them only insider OR in a limited area outside under supervision, or 3) Just don't keep cats at all. Millions .. yes, MILLIONS .. of poor beautiful birds are KILLED by cats every damn year .... because if Irresponsible cat owners.

I've met so much opposition on this matter on facebook, even been kicked out of bird groups because of it ... friggin assholes (no pun to your text lol) .. because they see me as an "element of unrest".. when THE cat owners are those that piss on ME .. tell me that uh, birds have to roam free, that's what they're meant to do (insert harassment).

Then i say. YOU BRING the element to nature HERE in Norway! Cats are not naturally here before us! Yes, there is Norwegian forest cat, but it's not really naturally living here. YOU bring hundreds of species here and let them kill poor birds. When they should be living in the African steppes where they belong.

They just go crazy and don't argue rationally or logically. Women, females, damsels, when they want something, there is no logical argument in the world that's going to change their minds. In this way, they are more ... evil, than men. Men has a limit. If they're proven wrong enough times, they will listen. Women won't. Even if their cat kills 1000 birds a year, uh, that's just their "natural behaviour".

It's ridiculous.
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Jul 16 2025 04:09pm
Cats kill birds too, people that keep cats should 1) Not let them outside to roam free, or 2) Keep them only insider OR in a limited area outside under supervision, or 3) Just don't keep cats at all. Millions .. yes, MILLIONS .. of poor beautiful birds are KILLED by cats every damn year .... because if Irresponsible cat owners.

I've met so much opposition on this matter on facebook, even been kicked out of bird groups because of it ... friggin assholes (no pun to your text lol) .. because they see me as an "element of unrest".. when THE cat owners are those that piss on ME .. tell me that uh, birds have to roam free, that's what they're meant to do (insert harassment).

Then i say. YOU BRING the element to nature HERE in Norway! Cats are not naturally here before us! Yes, there is Norwegian forest cat, but it's not really naturally living here. YOU bring hundreds of species here and let them kill poor birds. When they should be living in the African steppes where they belong.

They just go crazy and don't argue rationally or logically. Women, females, damsels, when they want something, there is no logical argument in the world that's going to change their minds. In this way, they are more ... evil, than men. Men has a limit. If they're proven wrong enough times, they will listen. Women won't. Even if their cat kills 1000 birds a year, uh, that's just their "natural behaviour".

It's ridiculous.


I also kill birds, mostly European starlings, house sparrows, and European collared doves
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Jul 16 2025 04:10pm
Stick a few jalapeno seeds up its bum
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Jul 16 2025 04:13pm
Stick a few jalapeno seeds up its bum


are you okay with this?
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Jul 16 2025 04:16pm
Cats are the supreme animal
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Jul 16 2025 04:41pm
There I was comfortably asleep. Dreaming of dancing bananas and Salma Hayek in From Dusk till Dawn. Longing to drink tequila off those legs when all of a sudden something is stirring on my pillow! I try hard to keep my eyes closed but whatever it was stopped all of a sudden so I decide to open my eyes….

Then, staring back at me Winking and pulsating is the dirtiest cat butthole in the world repeatedly letting out silent but deadly gas puffs projected straight at my face.

This… this is why cats suck and why cat people suck. YOU are the problem with society and the reason I’m ok with Abortions and the Death Penalty.


my cats never do that lmao. Sometimes they try and sleep on our pillows, but never farting in our faces lol.
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Jul 16 2025 04:44pm
There I was comfortably asleep. Dreaming of dancing bananas and Salma Hayek in From Dusk till Dawn. Longing to drink tequila off those legs when all of a sudden something is stirring on my pillow! I try hard to keep my eyes closed but whatever it was stopped all of a sudden so I decide to open my eyes….

Then, staring back at me Winking and pulsating is the dirtiest cat butthole in the world repeatedly letting out silent but deadly gas puffs projected straight at my face.

This… this is why cats suck and why cat people suck. YOU are the problem with society and the reason I’m ok with Abortions and the Death Penalty.




cats farts are pretty bad :lol:
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Jul 16 2025 04:59pm
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Jul 16 2025 05:05pm
Lol cats.
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