As the war with the banana clan progresses and chaunchey guy has exposed his own cowardice on multiple occasions by ducking tail and running and trying to offer me leadership of his banana warriors, it has dawned on me that this bumbling incompetent cur could not possibly be the ring leader.

At first I thought perhaps kevlarkaren was the culprit, but even the banana clan would not stoop that low.

Then it dawned on me, who would benefit the most from a clan of banana worshippers?

Then it all clicked.

I knew when I started dating his dad it could put strain on our relationship, but I never thought he would be capable of such heresy.

So Nate, now that the truth has come to light, what do you have to say for yourself ?

What would posses you to betray me so?

Answer now and behold your judgement, brother/son.

He once pulled a tampon string out of thin air

Magicians are capable of many betrayals on your senses.

This is all the evidence I need.

This means war nate, I will MEAT you on the field of battle and we will settle this

1v1 in hello kitty island adventure ?

This is no laughing matter.

Island adventure is where the pro gladiators get down 1v1 to see who is left breathing on love island.

Calm down whats his face multi that got banned for saying he "dated" peoples dads.

I have no fear.

I bet you would rather die than eat pussy