Once a day when a new day arrives you may go outside and stroke some grass either with your hand or between the toes.

OK let's do it.

Will you be providing said grass?

Sand betwixt my toesie woesies
Pina colada umbrella in my ear

I plucked some flowers for a granny today does that count

Yes as long as they are Juan approved variety.

Another umbrella

Juan more

I went outside and smoked some grass today

this is really bad advice.

dont listen to addone. he is trying to get you hurt.

there are spiders and ants and probably worse things in the grass.

oh and snakes i almost forgot about snakes.

stay away from grass. basement is safest place.

Ty for your support.

I always walk on the grass in the park instead of the asphalt, and imagen i wear barefoot shoes.
People look silly at me when i do that, maybe they think my foot destroy nature