Phrases you hope to never hear again in your job / once you retire.


Just got a text saying are you at XYZ event. I said no. They said too bad I wanted to connect.

I never want to hear let's connect, hoping to connect, etc. again.

Need my second cup of coffee.


What about you?

This post was edited by SBD on Apr 8 2025 08:29am

"Moving forward~"

Shit yourself

This post was edited by lolkggz on Apr 8 2025 08:32am

As noted in my last email.......

from an x perspective

over usage of the word pipeline

guess we can end this meeting early and give everyone x minutes back

lets circle back

over usage of the word bandwidth
do you have the bandwidth
i don’t have the bandwidth

ill be out of pocket

no


bonus:
>meeting starts
i still see people trickling in, gonna give 5 more minutes before we get started



This post was edited by penguinhero on Apr 8 2025 08:48am

“Lets schedule a meeting to discuss”

No fk your meetings





This post was edited by Pharaohmon on Apr 8 2025 08:46am

Capacity is used rather than bandwidth here. It's constant.

its not from work but the most annoying phrase i ever heard in my life was "you cant come in here with out a mask on"

one of the funniest videos i ever seen was some dude wore a zoro mask into walmart he had mask nazis following him around screeching at him "put on a mask put on a mask................. screech " and he was like "its a mask its a mask"

What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

Actually, nevermind, keep on keeping on my friend.

This post was edited by SBD on Apr 8 2025 09:03am

working through covid was hell i caught it 4 times everyone had to be masked at the time i was inside a factory with no ac i felt like i was going to faint all the time. they even wrote me up for missing days even tho i sent them my positive test results