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Mar 25 2025 02:32am
If you had to peel back the layers what do you get?



<<Warning!>>

Extremely long but relevant joke.

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, “If that fly dropped 6 inches I’d get it!”

A bear on land thinks, “If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would
jump out of the water, and I’d get it!”

A hunter thinks, “If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the
bear will go to get the fish, and I’ll shoot the bear.”

A mouse thinks, “If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the
bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and
I’ll steal the cheese off his sandwich!”

A cat thinks, “If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the
bear would go to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the
mouse will go get the cheese, and I’ll get that mouse!”

Suddenly it all happened,
The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish,
the hunter got the bear, the mouse got the hunter’s cheese, but the cat
missed the mouse and fell in the water!

The Moral Of This Story Is…

“Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a cat gets wet”
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Mar 25 2025 02:50am
Decisions made before knowing if the desired outcome is the end result.
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Decisions made before knowing if the desired outcome is the end result.


So thoughts?
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Mar 25 2025 03:41am
Too much 6 not enough 7
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Mar 25 2025 03:50am
you only need to read the Bible and go back to the beginning of mankind to see the answer

Adam and Eve were created....Eve believed a talking snake and ate the forbidden fruit first, then convinced her husband to do it.
Women are the source of all problems, followed closely by money.
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Mar 25 2025 03:55am
females :mellow:
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Mar 25 2025 04:36am
chisiwa boniwa
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Mar 25 2025 05:23am
Maybe if it was 6.66inch it becomes funny
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Mar 25 2025 05:24am
Gold diggers.
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Mar 25 2025 05:31am
Gold diggers.


It have a kapital twist to it
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