After my morning coffee induced poop. So not quite first thing, but still in the morning either way.

/e also, no banana, no vote

I should move there but unfortunately i cannot have long hair. Will attempting to grow a beard suffice?

forgot to mention when im able i take a shower after a poo too

have you tried a bidet?

I mean are those of you who shower in the mornings having routine sex. I feel like sex is always better after showering since I am usually covered in sweat at some point in the day since I try to be active everyday.

I go to work early too so I'm willing to be the wife would get a bit pissed if I routinely started waking her up at 5:30 am to fuck after morning showers.


Night shower is the only thing that makes sense in my opinion. Unless you work nights and schedule is backwards of course.

Shower before is always nice, but a shower after is good too.
Depends on the spontaneous of it, If I had to choose, shower before.

Vouch.

First thing in the morning & At night before bed

when the meat is ready to be beat