Driving home from work, see a coon a bit down the road looking my way. Still driving towards him, plenty of time to run off.

I get within a few yards of him and he shoots across the street, I whip it to the left because I didn't wanna kill the gentleman.

He watched me and waited.... maybe he lost his job and wanted to dead?

reported

He deserved it

i am suicidal but im no coon
only emo

Have you tried working out? It can help you get over those thoughts.

Was never emo but used to be a "scene kid" back in the day. Got my lip pierced and everything.

Yeah im sure working out will solve everything of my metaphysics anguish
Whats the poiint of livin on hell
work out?

Idk man, maybe you can try a multi-vitamin?

no
i want a personnal bard

You can hire a maid, yes yes?

Would really like you to not be suicidal like those damn trash pandas I see every night