Pic or didnt happen.

From my porch, I’ve been single too long o my. 2 years now? Sheeeesh, I need to get back in the game.



And I just left the pool like 30 minutes ago. Gotta get that timing down eh?

This post was edited by justhackitup on May 6 2022 04:15pm

Lol

U need a better camera phone

Dude stop creeping on your neighbors, just go on tinder ffs lol

This post was edited by ChocolateCoveredGummyBears on May 8 2022 03:41am

Can she make a sandwich tho?

Lmao maybe. I just like proving people wrong

I can’t use Tinder though I turned down a girl a while back and a week later I was permabanned by my phone number, email, and one of my credit cards. I did date a girl before that for about a year from Tinder so it can work but man it’s full of fake accounts and here’s a trip; once had a robbery attempt on me.

So cute girl a few pictures, regular bio, we matched, her first message was “meet me in the mens bathroom at this Chik-Fil-A at this time” and I was like whoooooaaaakay that’s a trap. That’s how you end up with your face cut off and I’ve just avoided trying to do any workarounds since. Don’t feel like getting gutted in a dirty bathroom

The point I was making was location location location. It’s a very social upscale neighborhood. Nice things attract nice people.