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Aug 29 2018 11:38am
Quote (Bogs @ Aug 30 2018 02:58am)
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send them to parihar and have their legs broken and stretched

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Aug 29 2018 11:51am
Quote (SnekeySnek @ Aug 29 2018 01:35pm)
Truth!



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Aug 29 2018 11:56am
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#94
Aug 29 2018 12:06pm
My friend...
What's the testosterone level in your blood?

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#95
Aug 29 2018 12:19pm
Quote (Condemn @ Aug 28 2018 05:20pm)
get away with putting 6'0 on his tinder but the girl he met up with for sushi turned out to be 5'10 too and just sorta laughed and said sorry I can't do this and then caught an uber home

he's real pissed off atm, called me sounding all pouty going on about how tall girls fucking suck (personally I think 5'10 is ideal female height)

I told him frauding his height would be a bad idea, that small difference in height matters so much in the eyes of women, and since his manletism is only crippling and not fatal I advised him that he should be honest about his height and find a girl who loves him despite his disabillity



Germans are always mad.
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#96
Aug 29 2018 12:26pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Aug 30 2018 04:06am)
My friend...
What's the testosterone level in your blood?


I've actually had it tested before a couple of years ago when I was considering cycling

It was 700ng/dl at 10:30 In the morning on 6.5 hours of sleep

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Germans are always mad.


I live in Australia you dumb dog

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#97
Aug 29 2018 12:29pm
Quote (Condemn @ Aug 29 2018 02:26pm)
I've actually had it tasted before a couple of years ago when I was considering cycling

It was 700ng/dl at 10:30 In the morning on 6.5 hours of sleep



I live in Australia you dumb dog



Got that shit tasted.
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#98
Aug 29 2018 02:13pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ Aug 29 2018 01:06pm)
My friend...
What's the testosterone level in your blood?



Bringing science into it. I like it
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#99
Aug 29 2018 02:15pm
Quote (Chevaucheur @ 30 Aug 2018 04:19)
Germans are always mad.


irony coming from u

:rofl:
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Aug 29 2018 11:21pm
Quote (coralcaves @ Aug 30 2018 06:15am)
irony coming from u

:rofl:


very true he is an angry lil jew
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