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Jul 16 2018 10:51pm
Quote (Drakwen @ Jul 16 2018 06:46pm)
Lmao you and your buddies in a dark alley would have a hard time, I have a cpl and always carry a .45 👍 I have lived in or near Detroit MI my whole life you honestly don’t wanna fuck with me, thats not being an internet tough guy, just the truth- guns beat muscle every time. Also I’m positive you and your scared ass kid buddies haven’t been in a dark alley in your whole lives because you’re scared punk kids.

And as far as me being a virgin, buddy i have 4 kids and most likely could be your dad, but if you met me your gf would be the only one calling me daddy 😀

Btw nice job pulling up a sig i made prob 10yrs ago with a woman who has marijuana leaves over her breasts, i have no idea how that classifies me as a virgin though, virgins are people like you who haven’t had pussy since pussy had you.


Ok ‘bro’ don’t shoot me with your big scary gun. I’d love to see you fumble for your firearm like a nervous nelly as I came charging at you. I deadlift over 600 lbs so you’re 300 lb lard frame would be easy. Your quivering hand wouldn’t be able to shoot straight. Tell me this, how many times do you go to the shooting range? Not many? Ok well this is no joke I currently have calluses on my trigger finger from firing lead into targets

My dad knows half the guys on the street in Detroit, with a click of his fingers me n my buddies have a free walk anywhere. Do you like the job you currently have? Just wondering

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Jul 16 2018 10:55pm
Any guesses on op's multi

If I were setting him up for a blind date I'd say he is salty, egotistically inferior and due for his pills at 9
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Jul 16 2018 11:38pm
Damn ladsy still trolling
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Jul 17 2018 01:47am
This talk about fighting gives me a headache. Goes to show no one knows the pressure and anxiety of being in a fight.

/edit in before this isn't high school and yes it's still anxiety filled but rather fun if it lasts longer than 5 seconds

This post was edited by LostInMyMind on Jul 17 2018 01:50am
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Jul 17 2018 02:17am
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This talk about fighting gives me a headache. Goes to show no one knows the pressure and anxiety of being in a fight.

/edit in before this isn't high school and yes it's still anxiety filled but rather fun if it lasts longer than 5 seconds


first of all yes, you indeed would end up with a big headache if you fought me and my buddies

secondly, you indeed last 5 seconds in bed and youd also last 5 seconds in a fight with me and my buddies
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