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You: hi
Stranger: Captain Omelette?
You: yes!
You: Wanna divide by zero with me because im a superhero liljj
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this is pretty funny

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: this is the nigger song:
You: Nigger Nigger
You: Nigger Nigger
You: Nigger Nigger
You: Nigger Niggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
You: Nigger
You: Nigger Nigger
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You: how i met your mother
You: is great
Stranger: terrible shwo
You: wanna hear the story of how I met your mother?
Stranger: np
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You: so i heard you like mudkips
You: i can win this
Stranger: yeah they turn me on
You: pokemans battle
Stranger: i'm a virgin
You: k we'll then
You: LVL100 Blastoise Go!
You: Use Hydropump!
Stranger: no
You: critical hti
You: 138dmg
Stranger: I'm using charizard
Stranger: Fireblast
Stranger: lets go!
Stranger: uh oh i'm out of enegery
Stranger: i loose
You: it's not very effective
You: blastoise use Buttpound
You: It's supereffective
Stranger: Ash is swopping charizard for oddish
Stranger: oddish uses absorb
Stranger: its not very effective against the stone pokemon
You: blastoise use ButtPound
You: it's super effective
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
You: critical hit
Stranger: FUCK YOU I WWWWWWWIN
Stranger: wanna fuck?
You: you're not gonna lose you're virginity on omegle dumbass
Stranger: i'm sure going to try babes
You: what?
Stranger: i have a little space where the memory sitck goes
Stranger: that'll do
You: Blastoise Uses HydroPump!
You: It's supereffective
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: So what do you think about kidnapping little children and raping them in your basement ?
Stranger: what the fuck ?
You: Start running.
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hahahaha


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Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: 28 m usa and you
You: i don't wanna know how old you are or where you live what the fuck man
Stranger: then fuck off
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a waste of 8 pages on jd, was gds.

i make this thread epic to the max yo

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: if uu could kill one person &nd one person only - who would it be &nd why ?
You: you because you just asked that question
You: u?
Stranger: aha.
Stranger: i'd kill my brother. [:
You: why ?
You: ....
Stranger: because he's a bitch.
Stranger: sorry i didn't reply earlier, i keep on forgetting i have Omegle open.
You: forgetting about me ?
Stranger: lol, i don't know you, you're just a random stranger. xD
You: ok a question for you
You: if you were trapped in a room with a old man aged 89 and u were gonna be in there for the rest of your life and you were still a virgin would u fuck him ?
Stranger: aha, what the hell? hmmm - maybe. i can't even imagine how bad that would be.. would you?
You: nah i would just get a blowjob
You: your question..
Stranger: oh, wow. you're a guy? all this time i thoguht you were a girl.
You: ROFL lol
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This post was edited by 1888 on Feb 12 2010 12:42pm

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You: sup
Stranger: BONJOUR
Stranger: nm u
You: eating pringle
You: s
Stranger: yum yum
You: chedder bbq flavored
Stranger: boss
You: like one
Stranger: yes
You: there a lil spicey
Stranger: i like dee spicy
You: i don't.
Stranger: then why you et spicy pringles
You: cause taste good duh
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