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#71
Dec 17 2009 01:20pm
thanks for the reroll gimme the dice
I'm not gonna fuck'em once but twice
we already know you get down on that stripper pole
going home suckin on your dads gaping hole
666- bending over now takin it now
his dads screamin out loud oh wow
asshole torn and pride is gone
666- goes to JD so he dont feel alone
now realizing he's lost the game
rapping back won't get you fame
since you came you've bought a big ticket of pain
in JD for you there's nothin to gain
when you're in your emo corner cutting your viens.
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#72
Dec 17 2009 01:22pm
Quote (AF_bear @ Dec 17 2009 02:16pm)
girls talking about kurt.. they say hes super thin
all i do is... gripe about his lack of win

thats how i know ur a nigger
just a flat out spartan gold digger

pumping it in the KFC man
hes your newest 2 inch fan


Bear gets paid in Chicken & trident layers,
he rocks it to work with caprices and flairs,

His side business is selling gay porn
His newest videos called "bears small man horn,"

He thinks he can rap, He thinks hes a nigga,
He wakes up every morning to see hes only a wigga.

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#73
Dec 17 2009 01:24pm

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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#74
Dec 17 2009 01:27pm
Quote (AF_CurT @ Dec 17 2009 02:22pm)
Bear gets paid in Chicken & trident layers,
he rocks it to work with caprices and flairs,

His side business is selling gay porn
His newest videos called "bears small man horn,"

He thinks he can rap, He thinks hes a nigga,
He wakes up every morning to see hes only a wigga.


sounds like youre gonna make me rage
but at the same time fell off my page
no matter how much KFC and related you post
youre still white like my melba toast
dont be frauding on KFC like that
use my army training to take you to the mat
where ill follow through by letting vichi asshump your fat
so keep tryin
cuz youre stil dying


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#75
Dec 17 2009 01:34pm
Quote (AF_bear @ Dec 17 2009 02:27pm)
sounds like youre gonna make me rage
but at the same time fell off my page
no matter how much KFC and related you post
youre still white like my melba toast
dont be frauding on KFC like that
use my army training to take you to the mat
where ill follow through by letting vichi asshump your fat
so keep tryin
cuz youre stil dying


Bears just mad cause his ass is hurtin
when vichi was done with it, his ass was smurkin,
Bear stick to your day job bro
Micheal Jackson had a better chance of being nigger yo
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#76
Dec 17 2009 01:45pm
Quote (AF_CurT @ Dec 17 2009 02:34pm)
Bears just mad cause his ass is hurtin
when vichi was done with it, his ass was smurkin,
Bear stick to your day job bro
Micheal Jackson had a better chance of being nigger yo


this is the perfect plan, for a boring thursday
no need to talk about vichi, we both know hes gay
and we both know that i dont got a job
just sit here, being a fat black blob
kfc and d2 ruined my life
scared away my potential wife
and now i begin my stife..

nigga pride
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#77
Dec 17 2009 01:47pm
Quote (AF_bear @ Dec 17 2009 02:45pm)
this is the perfect plan, for a boring thursday
no need to talk about vichi, we both know hes gay
and we both know that i dont got a job
just sit here, being a fat black blob
kfc and d2 ruined my life
scared away my potential wife
and now i begin my stife..

nigga pride


mcondalds tastes better than kfc nn ryhme its the truth (and mcdonalds really sucks ass)
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#78
Dec 17 2009 01:49pm
Quote (AF_CurT @ Dec 17 2009 02:47pm)
mcondalds tastes better than kfc nn ryhme its the truth (and mcdonalds really sucks ass)


have u tried the BAKED stuff?!?
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#79
Dec 17 2009 01:49pm
Quote (AF_bear @ Dec 17 2009 02:49pm)
have u tried the BAKED stuff?!?


lol I haven't ate kfc in a while, only thing I used to like was the breaded hot wings
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#80
Dec 17 2009 01:50pm
Quote (AF_bear @ Dec 17 2009 08:49pm)
have u tried the BAKED stuff?!?


baked sea men. you know.
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