There kind of is though and he just explained why. That dog lives in very poor conditions and you've shown proof of that multiple times.

He's actually a very happy dog and he's very well taken care of! Nice try with your trolling KevlarKondom!

Not trolling in the slightest.

Your massively chewed up furniture is proof that your dog has issues and that generally stems from lack of exercise. You talk constantly about what you do all day every day but not once have we seen you ever talking about taking him out for any walks. I'd like to assume you at least take him out for poty, but you seem like the type that just uses pee pads constantly.

Your pictures also show a very unclean home. Not good for the poor dog. He needs to be taken care of better.

Every time I read your posts, I imagine the softest man with the most gentle voice and a tear in his eye while gripping his wine cooler as hard as he can! He needs that wine cooler so he can have the strength to make a troll attempt while the whole while being trolled! I really do feel sorry for you KevlarKondom! You're deserve at least one frand!

It really is a nice meme gif! It can be used in a variety of situations! Especially with addone and KevlarKondom!

Sorry you're misconstruing what I'm saying as trolling when it isn't in the slightest, while simultaneously trolling yourself.

I can see that you really don't take any kind of criticism well at all. I now know that you'll never take care of your pet properly. That really sucks.

Reality

I'll finish up with you later! I have to get ready for work now but if you feel like coming out of hiding tomorrow, we can handle this like men! So get you a whole 6 pack of wine coolers and get prepared for the duke of the century! Also, get that report finger warmed up!

So much delusion.