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Apr 29 2025 11:48am
meh............
Chew on this: Portland Gum Wall may mimic gross Seattle landmark, and some say that idea blows
https://www.geekwire.com/2017/chew-portland-gum-wall-may-mimic-gross-seattle-landmark-say-idea-blows/


This just in tistuff needs links and videos to speak for him and has no thoughts of his own.

For anyone who has actually read the article, you can quickly surmise no such thing exists in portland. Shocker.
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Apr 29 2025 12:09pm
This just in tistuff needs links and videos to speak for him and has no thoughts of his own.

For anyone who has actually read the article, you can quickly surmise no such thing exists in portland. Shocker.


eeewwww....................... a gum wall
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Apr 29 2025 09:42pm
eeewwww....................... a gum wall


you are into some weird shit.

i think you should take a break from the internet.
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Apr 29 2025 11:05pm
you are into some weird shit.

i think you should take a break from the internet.


Typical behavior unfortunately. He continues to ingest this stuff constantly and thinks its everyone else's fault.

"Omg leave brittney alone" MFer gatta leave his own self alone first.
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Apr 30 2025 12:13am
haven't been to the doctors for years, probably a decade + coz they are useless af here
one time they took an x-ray & told me that my arm bone was broken and i needed surgery and metal pins
so i traveled 2 hours to get surgery and when i got there they said there was nothing wrong with it..
another time i got the doctor to cut a small stone out of my forehead and the anesthetic wore off by the time he found his scalpel..
the last time i went, the new doctor made me get buck naked and then asked what kinda pills i wanted lol..
so now i rely on faith alone 🙏 and im still not dead


I doth not purchase thine tale sir.
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Apr 30 2025 12:21am
I doth not purchase thine tale sir.


I believe him
Ive seen them happen many times
Except the butt naked one
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Apr 30 2025 12:30am
I believe him
Ive seen them happen many times
Except the butt naked one


Something doesn't add up. Either he is fudging what actually happened or these doctors saw a kick me note stuck to his back and decided to prank him.
I mean when a doctor is asking you what kind of pills do you want is probably not a doctor.
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Apr 30 2025 01:38am
Something doesn't add up. Either he is fudging what actually happened or these doctors saw a kick me note stuck to his back and decided to prank him.
I mean when a doctor is asking you what kind of pills do you want is probably not a doctor.


the thing is im from a very small town so we get all the reject doctors that have been kicked out of other towns for being dodgy
but he definitely was a Dr
i went in because i had sciatica in my legs because i did something to my spine bone
first he told me to take off my shirt so i did
and then he told me to take off my pants so i did
then he pointed at my undies so i took em off

i figured this was just procedure but he stared at me for like 2 whole minutes just looking at me with his legs crossed it was weird af
then told me to lay down on the table face up (for some reason) and then started poking me in the thigh and his pokes were getting closer and closer to my penis
this is when i started to suspect he was a gay predator and i was preparing myself to waste this fool if he did actually touch my pee pee so lucky he didn't
but yes after i put my clothes back on he asked me what kinda pills i wanted but i declined
i suspect he took a photo of me while i was laying on the table, because he was messing with the dentist light thing alot and i think there could have been a camera in there

i almost went back a few times since but just toughed it out
long story short these fuckers dont help at all and your body will heal itself eventually

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Apr 30 2025 01:44am
Docktors not heal anymore, they are drugdealers for the kapital elites and coins


selfmedication>
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Apr 30 2025 02:09am
the thing is im from a very small town so we get all the reject doctors that have been kicked out of other towns for being dodgy
but he definitely was a Dr
i went in because i had sciatica in my legs because i did something to my spine bone
first he told me to take off my shirt so i did
and then he told me to take off my pants so i did
then he pointed at my undies so i took em off

i figured this was just procedure but he stared at me for like 2 whole minutes just looking at me with his legs crossed it was weird af
then told me to lay down on the table face up (for some reason) and then started poking me in the thigh and his pokes were getting closer and closer to my penis
this is when i started to suspect he was a gay predator and i was preparing myself to waste this fool if he did actually touch my pee pee so lucky he didn't
but yes after i put my clothes back on he asked me what kinda pills i wanted but i declined
i suspect he took a photo of me while i was laying on the table, because he was messing with the dentist light thing alot and i think there could have been a camera in there

i almost went back a few times since but just toughed it out
long story short these fuckers dont help at all and your body will heal itself eventually


Lmao I feel like there is a part 2 to this story.

Like you went back to see him again to check on the prostate or something.
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