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Aug 28 2023 06:35am
Quote (Nirjan @ Aug 27 2023 06:02pm)
just had a visit from Jehovah's witness
they invited me to a convention

i dont think ill go

lol when i answered the door i had just ripped a billy and walked out of a cloud of smoke they all put their heads down


I begin those conversations by opening the door saying “I’m atheist don’t waste your time” and then closing the door. I’m not rude unless they try to pursue me further
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Aug 28 2023 04:26pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ 28 Aug 2023 05:35)
I begin those conversations by opening the door saying “I’m atheist don’t waste your time” and then closing the door. I’m not rude unless they try to pursue me further


what about when they leave their trash propaganda on your door step?
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Aug 28 2023 04:41pm
Quote (Cascadian @ Aug 28 2023 03:26pm)
what about when they leave their trash propaganda on your door step?


Instantly thrown in the garbage, one time I left one on the porch for like 3 weeks before I finally saw it. Usually they don’t leave me any propaganda unless it’s the jehovahs
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Aug 28 2023 08:14pm
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ 28 Aug 2023 15:41)
Instantly thrown in the garbage, one time I left one on the porch for like 3 weeks before I finally saw it. Usually they don’t leave me any propaganda unless it’s the jehovahs


I usually walk it back out to them after they know I didn't open the door
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Aug 28 2023 08:25pm
Quote (Cascadian @ Aug 28 2023 07:14pm)
I usually walk it back out to them after they know I didn't open the door


WP
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Aug 28 2023 08:41pm
Are either really real tho?
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Aug 29 2023 10:15pm
wonder what kind of general chat they have in hell.
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Aug 30 2023 07:14am
Quote (BigSmokeHarold @ Aug 28 2023 06:35am)
I begin those conversations by opening the door saying “I’m atheist don’t waste your time” and then closing the door. I’m not rude unless they try to pursue me further


I just talk french at them. Works for telemarketers too, moderate entertainment.

bUMP for sATAN

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Aug 31 2023 09:19am
Has anyone repented for their sins? Or are we all destined for hell?
It seems inevitable, but the choice is yours!
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Aug 31 2023 12:51pm
Easy, goodluck!


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