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Sep 21 2023 08:38pm
Quote (klink @ Sep 22 2023 02:32pm)
hey now dont be bringing pan into this.

bashing peter is no way to make friends around these parts.


Why would making fun of imaginary characters be an issue?

Besides people who get offended by things which don't exist are not really the kinds of friends I would want anyway.

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Sep 21 2023 08:41pm
Quote (addone @ Sep 21 2023 08:38pm)
Why would making fun of imaginary characters be an issue?

Besides people who get offended by things which don't exist are not really the kinds of friends I would want anyway.


we are now and forever enemies then.
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Sep 21 2023 09:04pm
If the Bible is proof god exists then what is my Spider-Man comic book?
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Sep 21 2023 09:13pm
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If the Bible is proof god exists then what is my Spider-Man comic book?


this is why we have drs. cuz they just know shit.

the good is that now we have written proof spiderman is real.

the bad is that he will only save you once.

"everyone gets one." - spiderman
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Sep 21 2023 09:16pm
Spiderman's "spidey senses" are divination and demonic in nature
hes obviously a satan worshipper who needs Jesus in his life
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Sep 21 2023 09:19pm
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Spiderman's "spidey senses" are divination and demonic in nature
hes obviously a satan worshipper who needs Jesus in his life


or god was working through the spider to give peter the ability to put a stop to the green goblin.

thereby helping humanity.
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Sep 21 2023 09:24pm
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or god was working through the spider to give peter the ability to put a stop to the green goblin.

thereby helping humanity.


wrong. the Bible says "with great power comes great responsibility"
and what did peter do? he back flipped over the green goblins hover craft thing and it impaled him
he could have easily saved his life but he didn't
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Sep 21 2023 09:26pm
Quote (Nirjan @ Sep 22 2023 03:16pm)
Spiderman's "spidey senses" are divination and demonic in nature
hes obviously a satan worshipper who needs Jesus in his life


What if jesus is a demon created by satan and spiderman is one true hero you need in your life?
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Sep 21 2023 09:27pm
Quote (Nirjan @ Sep 21 2023 09:24pm)
wrong. the Bible says "with great power comes great responsibility"
and what did peter do? he back flipped over the green goblins hover craft thing and it impaled him
he could have easily saved his life but he didn't


touche nemesis.

i am not as well versed in these two books as you so i cant compete.

you win this round.
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Quote (addone @ Sep 22 2023 03:26pm)
What if jesus is a demon created by satan and spiderman is one true hero you need in your life?


Spiderman doesn't even exist. its just satanic propaganda to brainwash kids
oh you fell off a building now what? better hope Spiderman saves you lol 🤞
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