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Quote (MauKlasik @ Mar 19 2012 12:51am)
Stolen from easty20's profile... I lol'd~
How to keep a healthy level of insanity..
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with
that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
5. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
8. Sing Along At The Opera..
9. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
10. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run
For Your Lives! They're Loose!
Also poached from Easty20
You know your addicted to D2 when you visit a funeral and u tell the dead person to press esc.
You know you're addicted to D2 when you see someone drop a dime and you run for it and say "Ty for koinz noob".
You know you're addicted to D2 when your teacher gives you a text book and you say, "I cant use this yet".
You know you're addicted to D2 when u see a $20 on the ground, u go for it but someone else gets it 1st and you yell, "GDAMN PICKIT"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you jump out of the bushes to scare an old lady to death and shout: "haha tppkd noob"!!
You know your addicted to D2 when you walk into class and its 90 degrees and drink a bottle of blue powerade and say "Gdamn Mana Burn!"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you find yourself standing in a field of cows swinging a hammer around on a string shouting, "17k Damage!!" "17k Damage"!!
You know you're addicted to D2 when its raining and you get a umbrella out and say "Roflz I Sorbz Nubz!"
You know you're addicted to D2 when you think you can put on 2xdwarf stars and a rising sun to avoid sunburn
You know you're addicted to D2 when you leave stuff behind furniture in your friends houses, then call other friends to go over there and mule them for you.
You know you're addicted to D2 when you can't propose to your girlfriend because she already has a ring on each hand
You know you are addicted to d2 when its cold out, you ask people walking if they have any thawing potions
You know you are addicted to d2 when you see a girl you like, you ask if you can add her to your friends list.
You know you are addicted to D2 when you see a child whining about something and you say, "cry more please"
You know you are addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and say "hold on let me bo" and start shouting.
You know you are addicted to d2 when you get in a fight and lose and say, "Gdamn LAGG".
You know you are addicted to d2 when you buy something at a store and ask them, "is it legit".
You know you are addicted to d2 when you enter class room and start screaming, "PP" "PP"
You know you are addicted to d2 when you see a guy die and say.. PWNED
You know you are addicted to d2 when your mom has a new baby you ask her if she wants you to g rush him
You know you are addicted to d2 when your at a bus stop, you ask the person next to you "whats the next waypoint?"
You know you are addicted to d2 when you go Gold finding for coins on the street
You know you are addicted to d2 when you crush ants and hope to gain a level
You know you are addicted to d2 when you go out naked and tell ppl that you are "Strength Glitched".
You know you're a faggot when your name is MauKlasic.