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Mar 15 2018 09:02am
Sad news guys.

I just got word that Card Sultan took a trip to find the ice wall and peer over it's edge. Unfortunately because he doesnt understand things like compasses or how stars move through the sky he was lost at sea sailing in circles. Word has it he made it about 20 miles off the coast of Vancouver before he began to trace a flat circle in the sea. At one point he spotted land and made a desperate attempt to beach his skiff in what he assumed was Chile. Upon landing he heard a familiar western canadian accent and realized his folly. Dejected and desperate for a win he then committed suicide in the most Card Sultan way possible. He doused a steel beam in jet fuel to conduct a youtube experiment that it wouldnt melt and miscalculated the heat and blast force the experiment would cause and burned himself alive.
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Mar 15 2018 09:04am
Globe Earth for the win! :D B)
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Mar 15 2018 09:39am
Quote (thesnipa @ Mar 15 2018 09:02am)
Sad news guys.

I just got word that Card Sultan took a trip to find the ice wall and peer over it's edge. Unfortunately because he doesnt understand things like compasses or how stars move through the sky he was lost at sea sailing in circles. Word has it he made it about 20 miles off the coast of Vancouver before he began to trace a flat circle in the sea. At one point he spotted land and made a desperate attempt to beach his skiff in what he assumed was Chile. Upon landing he heard a familiar western canadian accent and realized his folly. Dejected and desperate for a win he then committed suicide in the most Card Sultan way possible. He doused a steel beam in jet fuel to conduct a youtube experiment that it wouldnt melt and miscalculated the heat and blast force the experiment would cause and burned himself alive.


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Mar 15 2018 09:52am
A for effort.
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Mar 15 2018 09:59am
Quote (ChivasRegal @ Mar 15 2018 03:42pm)
post 6398


A youtube vid with no endorsement and ref and increasing your font size does not make you more correct

This has been discussed multiple times (sun's size....etc)
It always ends with your theory of another plane the sun moves in which you have yet to prove

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Mar 15 2018 10:01am
Quote (thesnipa @ Mar 15 2018 05:02pm)
Sad news guys.

I just got word that Card Sultan took a trip to find the ice wall and peer over it's edge. Unfortunately because he doesnt understand things like compasses or how stars move through the sky he was lost at sea sailing in circles. Word has it he made it about 20 miles off the coast of Vancouver before he began to trace a flat circle in the sea. At one point he spotted land and made a desperate attempt to beach his skiff in what he assumed was Chile. Upon landing he heard a familiar western canadian accent and realized his folly. Dejected and desperate for a win he then committed suicide in the most Card Sultan way possible. He doused a steel beam in jet fuel to conduct a youtube experiment that it wouldnt melt and miscalculated the heat and blast force the experiment would cause and burned himself alive.


Or the miltary stationed there took him out.
Gees, cruel world we live in
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Mar 15 2018 10:10am
Rip recard
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Mar 15 2018 12:25pm
i left for like years, this thread is still going lol wtf?
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Mar 15 2018 03:16pm
I believe the earth is round.
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