Quote (thesnipa @ Mar 15 2018 05:02pm)
Sad news guys.
I just got word that Card Sultan took a trip to find the ice wall and peer over it's edge. Unfortunately because he doesnt understand things like compasses or how stars move through the sky he was lost at sea sailing in circles. Word has it he made it about 20 miles off the coast of Vancouver before he began to trace a flat circle in the sea. At one point he spotted land and made a desperate attempt to beach his skiff in what he assumed was Chile. Upon landing he heard a familiar western canadian accent and realized his folly. Dejected and desperate for a win he then committed suicide in the most Card Sultan way possible. He doused a steel beam in jet fuel to conduct a youtube experiment that it wouldnt melt and miscalculated the heat and blast force the experiment would cause and burned himself alive.
Or the miltary stationed there took him out.
Gees, cruel world we live in