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Sep 21 2023 11:57am
Bumpin' for the lord of hell.
On my lunch break, thanking Satan for this tuna sandwich and chili pistachios.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 21 2023 12:00pm
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Quote (MadMardi @ 21 Sep 2023 12:44)
Atheists aren't people too?


Apparently no.
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Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 21 2023 09:24am)
[QUOTE=lolkggz,Sep 21 2023 10:04amSo Jesus is not God?
Correct? Just want to hear it from you since it looks like everywhere I go "Jesus is god"
Are there 2 gods?

According to Frodo's website he links in his thread Jesus is God. Article 9
https://answersingenesis.org/jesus/jesus-is-god/10-biblical-reasons-jesus-is-god/

https://i.imgur.com/sCY5UEc.png
[/QUOTE]

little azz town?

significant difference between "g" and "G" thats probably the first thing u need to understand so u stop talking gibberish

catch ya next time

goats is a bad decision BTW[/QUOTE]

Do you think the voices in your head get this mad about the fact people arent capitalizing one letter properly when you cant even spell or hold grammar, punctuation, click one button, etc.

If god was even real, do you think he would get this mad that people arent capitalizing his name? Grow up.

Christ fucking himself your terrible actions had a ripple effect they're so bad.

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Sep 21 2023 12:49pm
Almost Friday, hype.
Be good without god.

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Quote (DaJockaz @ Sep 22 2023 12:59am)
I've never seen god's eyes but i've seen the devil's


Black eyes? I have seen that too
People can drink themselves into a possessed state
When their mind is vacant another being takes over

Ive seen it happen to two people, one of them was standing over my bed watching me sleep in a fkn thunderstorm and i woke up to see this shit just standing there in the pitch dark could see him each time the lightning struck scary fkn shit. It was like he was in a trance.
Other time i dont want to talk about because its someone i love and we have dealt with it now.

Lol funny part of that story, the guy was my room mate on camp out for work in Australia. i couldn't snap this dude out of his trance was yelling at him shake him with no response.
So i just turned the light off again and tried to sleep..
Then i could hear him moving and he walked to where we had a big electric fan was going in the corner and he fkn took a piss on the fan! I had to hide under my sleeping bag coz it was a fkn piss storm in the room!!

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Quote (Nirjan @ Sep 21 2023 02:02pm)
Black eyes? I have seen that too
People can drink themselves into a possessed state
When their mind is vacant another being takes over

Ive seen it happen to two people, one of them was standing over my bed watching me sleep in a fkn thunderstorm and i woke up to see this shit just standing there in the pitch dark could see him each time the lightning struck scary fkn shit. It was like he was in a trance.
Other time i dont want to talk about because its someone i love and we have dealt with it now.

Lol funny part of that story, the guy was my room mate on camp out for work in Australia. i couldn't snap this dude out of his trance was yelling at him shake him with no response.
So i just turned the light off again and tried to sleep..
Then i could hear him moving and he walked to where we had a big electric fan was going in the corner and he fkn took a piss on the fan! I had to hide under my sleeping bag coz it was a fkn piss storm in the room!!


Sleep walking is the devil? Sleep paralysis is the devil?
Interesting.
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Quote (MadMardi @ Sep 21 2023 04:38pm)
Sleep walking is the devil? Sleep paralysis is the devil?
Interesting.


foosball is the devil!

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Quote (MadMardi @ Sep 22 2023 08:38am)
Sleep walking is the devil? Sleep paralysis is the devil?
Interesting.


Sleep paralysis isn't sleep paralysis if your not asleep
Its just a word scientists had to come up with to name the phenomenon

The guy could have been sleep walking but his eyes were pure black so explain that one
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Quote (MadMardi @ Sep 21 2023 03:38pm)
Sleep walking is the devil? Sleep paralysis is the devil?
Interesting.


Night terrors are demons, got it. :rofl:
Sleep walking is possession. :rolleyes:
Sleep paralysis can only happen when you're sleeping. :lol:


Quote (Nirjan @ Sep 21 2023 03:41pm)
Sleep paralysis isn't sleep paralysis if your not asleep
Its just a word scientists had to come up with to name the phenomenon

The guy could have been sleep walking but his eyes were pure black so explain that one


Wrong.
Sleep paralysis occurs when your consciousness is awake, but your body is still in a paralyzed sleep state
It happens either when you're falling asleep and hitting REM, or waking up and hitting REM.
In both cases you are awake but unable to move.

Educating juggalos today.

This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 21 2023 03:04pm
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Quote (Mondain @ Sep 21 2023 02:39pm)
foosball is the devil!


Quote (lolkggz @ Sep 21 2023 02:46pm)
Night terrors are demons, got it. :rofl:
Sleep walking is possession.
Sleep paralysis can only happen when you're sleeping. :lol:




Wrong.
Sleep paralysis occurs when a person's consciousness is awake, but their body is still in a paralyzed sleep state
It happens either when you're falling asleep and hitting REM, or waking up and hitting REM.
In both cases you are awake but unable to move.

Educating juggalos today.


:rofl: :rofl:



when you know you know

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