Called in today. Fuck them kids

I'm sure your manager will appreciate your display of dependability by doing that. Fantastic job. This is exactly the type of behavior I figured I could expect from you. ^_^

Well i could s/s my text threads. I wouldnt say I called in in the traditional sense. I have 2 executive chefs and 2 sous chefs. I told them I needed a day. Direct boss told me to take it easy and be there the rest of the week. I am what you will never be. A force multipler.

Been working on some new recipes if you're interested

Pssh.. doubt it

You said, "Ask me anything."

I'm asking: Why does anything exist at all instead of nothing?

Everything and nothing exist at the same time

Now hiring

I can cook anything, ask me for anything and I will bring you the best 5 star recipe for a prep cook.