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Quote (ChaunceyCulpeppa @ Sep 21 2023 08:40am)
The other belief is just as comical.


Satan only killed 10 people in the bible.
Jesus killed 21 million+

We all know who has the bigger problems, dudes a genocidal toddler throwing tantrums when he doesn't get his way.

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Quote (lolkggz @ Sep 21 2023 06:43am)
Satan only killed 10 people in the bible.
Jesus killed 21 million+

We all know who has the bigger problems, dudes a genocidal toddler throwing tantrums when he doesn't get his way.


you care to list it?

let me post the Godless list
Atheist Governments of the 20th Century: The Death Toll of Godless Goodness
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/publiccatholic/2013/03/atheist-governments-of-the-20th-century-the-death-toll-of-godless-goodness/

Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,00 people murdered

Jozef Stalin (USSR 1932-39 only) 15,000,000 people murdered

Pol Pot (Cambodia, 1975-79) 1,700,000 people murdered

Kim II Sung (North Korea 1948-94) 1.6 million people murdered

Tito (Yugoslavia 1945-1987) 570,000 people murdered

Suharto (Communists 1967-66) 500,000 people murdered

Ante Pavelic (Croatia 1941-45) 359,000 people murdered

Ho Chi Min (Vietnam 1953-56) 200,000 people murdered

Vladimir Ilich Lenin (USSR, 1917-20) 30,000 people murdered

Adolf Hitler (Germany 1939-1945) 12,000,000 people murdered


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Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 21 2023 07:59am)
you care to list it?


It's not on the inside of your palm?
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Quote (MadMardi @ Sep 21 2023 07:01am)
It's not on the inside of your palm?


Godless goodness

Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,00 people murdered

Jozef Stalin (USSR 1932-39 only) 15,000,000 people murdered

Pol Pot (Cambodia, 1975-79) 1,700,000 people murdered

Kim II Sung (North Korea 1948-94) 1.6 million people murdered

Tito (Yugoslavia 1945-1987) 570,000 people murdered

Suharto (Communists 1967-66) 500,000 people murdered

Ante Pavelic (Croatia 1941-45) 359,000 people murdered

Ho Chi Min (Vietnam 1953-56) 200,000 people murdered

Vladimir Ilich Lenin (USSR, 1917-20) 30,000 people murdered

Adolf Hitler (Germany 1939-1945) 12,000,000 people murdered

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Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 21 2023 08:02am)
Godless goodness

Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,00 people murdered

Jozef Stalin (USSR 1932-39 only) 15,000,000 people murdered

Pol Pot (Cambodia, 1975-79) 1,700,000 people murdered

Kim II Sung (North Korea 1948-94) 1.6 million people murdered

Tito (Yugoslavia 1945-1987) 570,000 people murdered

Suharto (Communists 1967-66) 500,000 people murdered

Ante Pavelic (Croatia 1941-45) 359,000 people murdered

Ho Chi Min (Vietnam 1953-56) 200,000 people murdered

Vladimir Ilich Lenin (USSR, 1917-20) 30,000 people murdered

Adolf Hitler (Germany 1939-1945) 12,000,000 people murdered


I didn't actually think it was on the inside of your palm, this is concerning.
Some would suggest 'obsessive'.
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Quote (MadMardi @ Sep 21 2023 07:04am)
I didn't actually think it was on the inside of your palm, this is concerning.
Some would suggest 'obsessive'.


God passes judgement. it man that commits murder
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Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 21 2023 08:59am)
you care to list it?

let me post the Godless list
Atheist Governments of the 20th Century: The Death Toll of Godless Goodness
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/publiccatholic/2013/03/atheist-governments-of-the-20th-century-the-death-toll-of-godless-goodness/

Mao Ze-Dong (China, 1958-61 and 1966-69, Tibet 1949-50) 49-78,000,00 people murdered

Jozef Stalin (USSR 1932-39 only) 15,000,000 people murdered

Pol Pot (Cambodia, 1975-79) 1,700,000 people murdered

Kim II Sung (North Korea 1948-94) 1.6 million people murdered

Tito (Yugoslavia 1945-1987) 570,000 people murdered

Suharto (Communists 1967-66) 500,000 people murdered

Ante Pavelic (Croatia 1941-45) 359,000 people murdered

Ho Chi Min (Vietnam 1953-56) 200,000 people murdered

Vladimir Ilich Lenin (USSR, 1917-20) 30,000 people murdered

Adolf Hitler (Germany 1939-1945) 12,000,000 people murdered


1 The Flood of Noah
Gen 7:23
20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot
Gen 14:17-19
1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah
Gen 19:24
2,000
4 Lot's wife
Gen 19:26
1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31, Judith 9:2-3
1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord
Gen 38:7
1
7 Onan for spilling his seed
Gen 38:10
1
8 A seven year worldwide famine
Gen 41:25-54
70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis 11:7-8
10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail
Ex 9:25
300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children
Ex 12:29-30
500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels
Ex 14:8-26
5,000
13 Amalekites
Ex 17:13
1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing friends and family to kill each other
Ex 32:27-28
3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf
Ex 32:35
1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire"
Lev 10:1-3
2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death
Lev 24:10-23
1
18 When the people complained, God burned them to death
Num 11:1
100
19 While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them will a very great plague
Num 11:33
10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report
Num 14:35-45
110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death
Num 15:32-35
1
22 Korah, his companions, and their families are buried alive
Num 16:27
9
23 God burns 250 people to death for burning incense
Num 16:35
250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about God's killings
Num 16:49
14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies
Num 21:1-2
3,000
26 God sent serpents to bite people for complaining about the lack of food and water
Num 21:6
100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end God's killing
Num 25:1-11
24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved all the women alive?
Num 31:1-35
200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army
Dt 2:14-16
500,000
30 God the giant killer
Dt 2:21-22
5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his people can be killed
Dt 2:33-34
5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children in 60 cities
Dt 3:6
60,000
33 The Jericho massacre
Jos 6:21
1,000
34 Achan and his family
Jos 7:10-26
5
35 The Ai massacre
Jos 8:1-25
12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight
Jos 10:10-11
5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees
Jos 10:26
10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord commanded
Jos 10:28-42
7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There was not any left to breathe
Jos 11:8-12
20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing
Jos 11:20-21
5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites
Jg 1:4
10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre
Jg 1:8
1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-proof iron chariots
Jg 1:9-25
5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim
Jg 3:7-10
1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God
Jg 3:15-22
1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites
Jg 3:28-29
10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad
Jg 3:31
600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites
Jg 4:15-16
1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull
Jg 4:18-22
1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow
Jg 7:22
120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit
Jg 9:23-27
2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre
Jg 11:32-33
20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter
Jg 11:39
1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth" test
Jg 12:4-7
42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their clothes
Jg 14:19
30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass
Jg 15:14-15
1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack
Jg 16:27-30
3,000
58 A holy civil war (it had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages)
Jg 20:35-37
65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and 200 stolen virgins
Jg 21:10-14
4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers
1 Sam 2:25, 4:11
34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts
1 Sam 5:1-12
3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord
1 Sam 6:19
50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder upon the Philistines
1 Sam 7:10-11
1,000
64 Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message)
1 Sam 11:6-13
1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter
1 Sam 14:12-14
20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each other
1 Sam 14:20
1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide
1 Sam 15:2-3
10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord
1 Sam 15:32-33
1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath
1 Sam 17:51, 2 Sam 21:19
1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine foreskins
1 Sam 18:27
200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines
1 Sam 23:2-5
10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)
1 Sam 25:38
1
73 David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines
1 Sam 27:8-11
60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites
1 Sam 30:17
1,000
75 God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers (because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2, 2 Chr 10:6
100
76 David kills the messenger
2 Sam 1:15
1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab and Baanah
2 Sam 4:12
2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear
2 Sam 5:19-25
2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7, 1 Chr 13:9-10
1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest
2 Sam 8:2
667
81 And the Lord gave David victory wherever he went
2 Sam 8 - 10
66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14, 1 Kg 11:15-16, 1 Chr 18:12, Ps 60:1
25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of Ammon
2 Sam 11:1, 1 Chr 20:1
1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby
2 Sam 12:14-18
1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord
2 Sam 21:1-9
3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing killings
2 Sam 23, 1 Chr 11
3,400
87 God killed 70,000 because of David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do
2 Sam 24:15, 1 Chr 21:14
200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per David's deathbed wish)
1 Kg 2:29-46
2
89 A tale of two prophets
1 Kg 13:11-24
1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child
1 Kg 14:17
1
91 Jeroboam's family
1 Kg 15:29
10
92 Baasha's family and friends
1 Kg 16:11-12
20
93 Zimri burns to death
1 Kg 16:18-19
1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1, Luke 4:25, James 5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest
1 Kg 18:22-40
450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians
1 Kg 20:20-21
10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills
1 Kg 20:28-29
100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them
1 Kg 20:30
27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet
1 Kg 20:35-36
1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king
1 Kg 20:42, 22:35
1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill
2 Kg 1:10-12
102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong God
2 Kg 1:16-17, 2 Chr 22:7-9
1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head
2 Kg 2:23-24
42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites
2 Kg 3:18-25
5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death
2 Kg 7:2-20
1
106 God's seven year famine
2 Kg 8:1
7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel
2 Kg 9:24
1
108 Jezebel
2 Kg 9:33-37
1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets
2 Kg 10:6-10
70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests
2 Kg 10:11
20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family
2 Kg 10:12-13, 2 Chr 22:7-9
42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family
2 Kg 10:17
20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all
2 Kg 10:18-25
1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah
2 Kg 11:17-20
2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't fear him enough
2 Kg 17:25-26
10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers
2 Kg 19:34, 37:36
185,000
117 God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons
2 Kg 19:37, Tobit 1:21
1
118 Josiah killed all the priests of the high places
2 Kg 23:20
100
119 Just another holy war
1 Chr 5:18-22
50,000
120 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers
2 Chr 13:17-18
500,000
121 Jeroboam
2 Chr 13:20
1
122 God killed a million Ethiopians
2 Chr 14:9-14
1,000,000
123 Friendly fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other
2 Chr 20:22-25
30,000
124 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out
2 Chr 21:14-19
1
125 God killed Jehoram's sons
2 Chr 22:1
3
126 Ahaziah of Judah
2 Chr 22:7-8
1
127 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah
2 Chr 24:20-25
10,000
128 God destroyed Amaziah
2 Chr 25:15-27
1,000
129 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria
2 Chr 28:1-5
10,000
130 God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him
2 Chr 28:6
120,000
131 The fall of Jerusalem
2 Chr 36:16-17
10,000
132 The Purim killings: God hath done these things
Esther 2 - 9, 10:4
75,813
133 God and Satan kill Job's children and slaves
Job 1:18-19
60
134 Hananiah
Jer 28:15-16
1
135 Ezekiel's wife
Ezek 24:15-18
1
136 Oh! Susanna
Dan 13:6-62
2
137 Judith is blessed above all women (for cutting off a sleeping man's head)
Judith 13:6-10
1
138 The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our walls
Judith 15:1-6
1,000
139 Mathathias's double murder
1 Mac 2:24-25
2
140 Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners
1 Mac 2:44
100
141 God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious wretch
2 Mac 4:38
1
142 A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow
2 Mac 4:42
1
143 God helped Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked
1 Mac 3:1-26, 2 Mac 8:5-6
4,900
144 Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias's soldiers
1 Mac 3:44-4:24
3,000
145 The Hanukkah killings
1 Mac 4:34-5:7
17,000
146 The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens
1 Mac 5:21-51
37,000
147 Nicanor's army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men
1 Mac 7:32-47, 2 Mac 8:24, 15:27
147,002
148 Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel 1 Mac 9:46-49, 2 Mac 8:30-33, 10:61 1,200
149 Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy 2 Mac 8:32-10:38
21,400
150 God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease
2 Mac 9:5-28
1
151 Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers 2 Mac 10:16-17
40,100
152 Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the help of God 1 Mac 7:33-48, 2 Mac 15:1-35
35,000
153 Aliens at Cades 1 Mac 11:74
3,000
154 John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus 1 Mac 16:10
2,000
155 God sent wasps to slowly destroy people Wisdom 12:8-9
1,000
156 Ananias and Sapphira
Acts 5:5-10
2
157 Herod Aggripa
Acts 12:23
1
158 Jesus
Rom 8:32, 1 Pet 1:1820
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1 The Flood of Noah
Gen 7:23
20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot
Gen 14:17-19
1,000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah
Gen 19:24
2,000
4 Lot's wife
Gen 19:26
1
5 While they were sore, Dinah's brethren slew all the males
Gen 34:1-31, Judith 9:2-3
1,000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord
Gen 38:7
1
7 Onan for spilling his seed
Gen 38:10
1
8 A seven year worldwide famine
Gen 41:25-54
70,000
9 There will be blood: The first plague of Egypt
Ex 7:15-27 , Wis 11:7-8
10,000
10 The seventh plague: hail
Ex 9:25
300,000
11 Firstborn Egyptian children
Ex 12:29-30
500,000
12 The Lord took off their chariot wheels
Ex 14:8-26
5,000
13 Amalekites
Ex 17:13
1,000
14 Who is on the Lord's side?: Forcing friends and family to kill each other
Ex 32:27-28
3,000
15 Aaron's golden calf
Ex 32:35
1,000
16 God burns Aaron's sons to death for offering "strange fire"
Lev 10:1-3
2
17 A blasphemer is stoned to death
Lev 24:10-23
1
18 When the people complained, God burned them to death
Num 11:1
100
19 While the flesh was still between their teeth, the Lord smote them will a very great plague
Num 11:33
10,000
20 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report
Num 14:35-45
110
21 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day is stoned to death
Num 15:32-35
1
22 Korah, his companions, and their families are buried alive
Num 16:27
9
23 God burns 250 people to death for burning incense
Num 16:35
250
24 God kills 14,700 for complaining about God's killings
Num 16:49
14,700
25 The massacre of the Aradies
Num 21:1-2
3,000
26 God sent serpents to bite people for complaining about the lack of food and water
Num 21:6
100
27 Phineas's double murder: A killing to end God's killing
Num 25:1-11
24,002
28 The Midianite massacre: Have ye saved all the women alive?
Num 31:1-35
200,000
29 God slowly killed the Israelite army
Dt 2:14-16
500,000
30 God the giant killer
Dt 2:21-22
5,000
31 God hardens King Sihon's heart so all his people can be killed
Dt 2:33-34
5,000
32 Og and all the men women, and children in 60 cities
Dt 3:6
60,000
33 The Jericho massacre
Jos 6:21
1,000
34 Achan and his family
Jos 7:10-26
5
35 The Ai massacre
Jos 8:1-25
12,000
36 God stops the sun so Joshua can get his killing done in the daylight
Jos 10:10-11
5,000
37 Five kings killed and hung on trees
Jos 10:26
10,000
38 Joshua utterly destroyed all that breathed as the Lord commanded
Jos 10:28-42
7,000
39 The genocide of twenty cities: There was not any left to breathe
Jos 11:8-12
20,000
40 The Anakim: some more giant killing
Jos 11:20-21
5,000
41 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites
Jg 1:4
10,000
42 The Jerusalem massacre
Jg 1:8
1,000
43 Five massacres, a wedding, and God-proof iron chariots
Jg 1:9-25
5,000
44 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim
Jg 3:7-10
1,000
45 Ehud delivers a message from God
Jg 3:15-22
1
46 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites
Jg 3:28-29
10,000
47 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad
Jg 3:31
600
48 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites
Jg 4:15-16
1,000
49 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull
Jg 4:18-22
1
50 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow
Jg 7:22
120,000
51 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit
Jg 9:23-27
2,000
52 The Ammonite massacre
Jg 11:32-33
20,000
53 Jephthah's daughter
Jg 11:39
1
54 42,000 die for failing the "shibboleth" test
Jg 12:4-7
42,000
55 Samson murdered 30 men for their clothes
Jg 14:19
30
56 Samson killed 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass
Jg 15:14-15
1,000
57 Samson killed 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack
Jg 16:27-30
3,000
58 A holy civil war (it had something to do with rotting concubine body part messages)
Jg 20:35-37
65,100
59 The end of Judges: two genocides and 200 stolen virgins
Jg 21:10-14
4,000
60 God killed Eli's sons and 34,000 Israelite soldiers
1 Sam 2:25, 4:11
34,002
61 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts
1 Sam 5:1-12
3,000
62 50,070 killed for looking into the ark of the Lord
1 Sam 6:19
50,070
63 The Lord thundered a great thunder upon the Philistines
1 Sam 7:10-11
1,000
64 Another Ammonite massacre (and another God-inspired body part message)
1 Sam 11:6-13
1,000
65 Jonathan's first slaughter
1 Sam 14:12-14
20
66 God forces the Philistines to kill each other
1 Sam 14:20
1,000
67 The Amalekite genocide
1 Sam 15:2-3
10,000
68 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord
1 Sam 15:32-33
1
69 In the valley of Elah: Goliath
1 Sam 17:51, 2 Sam 21:19
1
70 David buys a wife with 200 Philistine foreskins
1 Sam 18:27
200
71 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines
1 Sam 23:2-5
10,000
72 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff)
1 Sam 25:38
1
73 David commits random acts of genocide for the Philistines
1 Sam 27:8-11
60,000
74 David spends the day killing Amalekites
1 Sam 30:17
1,000
75 God kills Saul, his sons, and his soldiers (because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites)
1 Sam 31:2, 2 Chr 10:6
100
76 David kills the messenger
2 Sam 1:15
1
77 David killed, mutilated, and hung Rechab and Baanah
2 Sam 4:12
2
78 God helps David smite the Philistines from the front and the rear
2 Sam 5:19-25
2,000
79 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling
2 Sam 6:6-7, 1 Chr 13:9-10
1
80 David killed two-thirds of the Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest
2 Sam 8:2
667
81 And the Lord gave David victory wherever he went
2 Sam 8 - 10
66,850
82 David killed every male in Edom
2 Sam 8:13-14, 1 Kg 11:15-16, 1 Chr 18:12, Ps 60:1
25,000
83 Thus did David do to all the children of Ammon
2 Sam 11:1, 1 Chr 20:1
1,000
84 God slowly kills a baby
2 Sam 12:14-18
1
85 Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord
2 Sam 21:1-9
3,000
86 David's mighty men and their amazing killings
2 Sam 23, 1 Chr 11
3,400
87 God killed 70,000 because of David had a census that God (or Satan) told him to do
2 Sam 24:15, 1 Chr 21:14
200,000
88 Solomon murdered Job and Shimei (per David's deathbed wish)
1 Kg 2:29-46
2
89 A tale of two prophets
1 Kg 13:11-24
1
90 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child
1 Kg 14:17
1
91 Jeroboam's family
1 Kg 15:29
10
92 Baasha's family and friends
1 Kg 16:11-12
20
93 Zimri burns to death
1 Kg 16:18-19
1
94 The drought of Elijah
1 Kg 17:1, Luke 4:25, James 5:17-18
3,000
95 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest
1 Kg 18:22-40
450
96 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians
1 Kg 20:20-21
10,000
97 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills
1 Kg 20:28-29
100,000
98 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them
1 Kg 20:30
27,000
99 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet
1 Kg 20:35-36
1
100 God killed Ahab for not killing a captured king
1 Kg 20:42, 22:35
1
101 God burned 102 men to death for asking Elijah to come down from his hill
2 Kg 1:10-12
102
102 God killed Ahaziah for asking the wrong God
2 Kg 1:16-17, 2 Chr 22:7-9
1
103 God sent bears to kill 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head
2 Kg 2:23-24
42
104 The Lord delivered the Moabites
2 Kg 3:18-25
5,000
105 A skeptic is trampled to death
2 Kg 7:2-20
1
106 God's seven year famine
2 Kg 8:1
7,000
107 Jehoram of Israel
2 Kg 9:24
1
108 Jezebel
2 Kg 9:33-37
1
109 Ahab's sons: 70 heads in two baskets
2 Kg 10:6-10
70
110 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests
2 Kg 10:11
20
111 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family
2 Kg 10:12-13, 2 Chr 22:7-9
42
112 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family
2 Kg 10:17
20
113 Jehu assembled the followers of Baal and then slaughtered them all
2 Kg 10:18-25
1,000
114 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah
2 Kg 11:17-20
2
115 God sent lions to eat those who didn't fear him enough
2 Kg 17:25-26
10
116 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers
2 Kg 19:34, 37:36
185,000
117 God caused King Sennacherib to be killed by his sons
2 Kg 19:37, Tobit 1:21
1
118 Josiah killed all the priests of the high places
2 Kg 23:20
100
119 Just another holy war
1 Chr 5:18-22
50,000
120 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers
2 Chr 13:17-18
500,000
121 Jeroboam
2 Chr 13:20
1
122 God killed a million Ethiopians
2 Chr 14:9-14
1,000,000
123 Friendly fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other
2 Chr 20:22-25
30,000
124 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out
2 Chr 21:14-19
1
125 God killed Jehoram's sons
2 Chr 22:1
3
126 Ahaziah of Judah
2 Chr 22:7-8
1
127 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah
2 Chr 24:20-25
10,000
128 God destroyed Amaziah
2 Chr 25:15-27
1,000
129 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria
2 Chr 28:1-5
10,000
130 God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him
2 Chr 28:6
120,000
131 The fall of Jerusalem
2 Chr 36:16-17
10,000
132 The Purim killings: God hath done these things
Esther 2 - 9, 10:4
75,813
133 God and Satan kill Job's children and slaves
Job 1:18-19
60
134 Hananiah
Jer 28:15-16
1
135 Ezekiel's wife
Ezek 24:15-18
1
136 Oh! Susanna
Dan 13:6-62
2
137 Judith is blessed above all women (for cutting off a sleeping man's head)
Judith 13:6-10
1
138 The Judith massacre: hang ye up this head upon our walls
Judith 15:1-6
1,000
139 Mathathias's double murder
1 Mac 2:24-25
2
140 Mathathias and his friends slay the wicked sinners
1 Mac 2:44
100
141 God killed Andronicus, the sacrilegious wretch
2 Mac 4:38
1
142 A Jewish mob killed Lysimachus, the sacrilegious fellow
2 Mac 4:42
1
143 God helped Judas Machabeus destroy the wicked
1 Mac 3:1-26, 2 Mac 8:5-6
4,900
144 Judas and his unarmed men kill 3000 of Gorgias's soldiers
1 Mac 3:44-4:24
3,000
145 The Hanukkah killings
1 Mac 4:34-5:7
17,000
146 The Machabees brothers slaughter the heathens
1 Mac 5:21-51
37,000
147 Nicanor's army: The Almighty being their helper, they slew above nine thousand men
1 Mac 7:32-47, 2 Mac 8:24, 15:27
147,002
148 Jonathan and Simon destroy the wicked out of Israel 1 Mac 9:46-49, 2 Mac 8:30-33, 10:61 1,200
149 Five heavenly horsemen cast darts and fireballs at the enemy 2 Mac 8:32-10:38
21,400
150 God killed Antiochus with an incurable bowel disease
2 Mac 9:5-28
1
151 Idumeans, traitors, and Jews in two towers 2 Mac 10:16-17
40,100
152 Nicanor's head: A manifest sign of the help of God 1 Mac 7:33-48, 2 Mac 15:1-35
35,000
153 Aliens at Cades 1 Mac 11:74
3,000
154 John burns to death 2000 in the tower of Azotus 1 Mac 16:10
2,000
155 God sent wasps to slowly destroy people Wisdom 12:8-9
1,000
156 Ananias and Sapphira
Acts 5:5-10
2
157 Herod Aggripa
Acts 12:23
1
158 Jesus
Rom 8:32, 1 Pet 1:1820
1


Jesus is from the new testament
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Quote (TiStuff @ Sep 21 2023 09:13am)
Jesus is from the new testament



I said "Bible"
So you don't follow God?
Just Jesus?

Sounds like blasphemy.
Lets see the back pedal.

Your boy has the high score out of everyone.
Crazy murderer. :rofl:

This post was edited by lolkggz on Sep 21 2023 08:16am
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I gotta go Tis, got some work to do have to drive across town to deploy a PC.
I'll be back though.

Hail Satan.
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